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funny to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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  • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    14•2 years ago

    I find Beethoven makes me crazy if I listen to him to often. I can feel the madness seeping off the notes.

    • @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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      11•2 years ago

      Mercury poisoning transmitted through air vibrations.

      • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        Unrelated, is your profile pic the stronghold advisor?

        • @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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          3•2 years ago

          yes :3

          • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 years ago

            Fucken A. Hope stronghold and stronghold crusaders get the age of empires treatment one day.

      • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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        2•2 years ago

        Environmental contamination transcends space and time.

  • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    9•2 years ago

    Literally me for the last few days: listening to dsbm and staring at build errors 🤣

  • @Slwh47696@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    It’s true, sometimes I need the soothing sounds of Individual Thought Patterns to help me fall asleep

  • defunct_punk
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    10•2 years ago

    Most metal heads in my experience spend their time styling their hair, blowing each other, and listening to music made 40 years ago because their genre hasn’t made good music since the late 80s

    • @underKap@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      by far the most biased experience ever

    • @OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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      7•2 years ago

      Nice bait. 5/10

    • @Skkorm@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Jokes on you, I blow dudes while listening to trance, not metal.

    • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      43•2 years ago

      Have you talked to one since the 80’s?

    • @Slow@lemmy.today
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      4•2 years ago

      😆 Good joke

    • Norgur
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      24•2 years ago

      Hah! You attempted a troll.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      91•2 years ago

      That’s a weird way to say you don’t know anyone.

      • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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        13•2 years ago

        A metalhead got the girl he fancied but never spoke to

    • @Beelzebob@lemmy.world
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      35•2 years ago

      I mean, who doesn’t like a good bj?

    • @RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

    • @Nikki@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      me listening to metal while playing minecraft:

  • @PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    picks up a screw I will harness this things power to take over the world.

  • @habanhero@lemmy.ca
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    29•2 years ago

    Speak for yourself. I regularly go out to help old folks buy groceries, volunteer at soup kitchens, and get shitface drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

    • @Enzy@lemm.ee
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      5•2 years ago

      Shit face kitchen and soup drunk

      • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        That’s a bad restaurant name followed by a great one

        • @Enzy@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          Why not have it all?

    • DigitalTraveler42
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      1•2 years ago

      Meanwhile here’s a picture of one of metal’s brutalist lead vocalists

      • @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        The picture doesn’t load for me but I just know it’s George Fischer

    • HotsauceHurricane
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      7•2 years ago

      “Hey fuckin…old lady, wan summ help with HIC Crozeries? Im SO FUCKIN STRONG” vomit

  • @general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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    51•2 years ago

    idunno, some kind of metal has been involved in overwhelming majority of violent deaths since copper tools were invented.

    • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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      10•2 years ago

      Make music (with metal), not war!

      • @general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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        2•2 years ago

        i dunno, those brass tubes seem kinda sus

  • @Spendrill@lemm.ee
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    7•2 years ago

    Obviously a bit daft to generalise about any musical genre but if I were to pick one with a higher number of capably violent people I’d say Streetpunk (also known as oi) and if I had to pick a second it would be hardcore punk.

    • @rainynight65@feddit.de
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      2•2 years ago

      Country music.

    • kronisk
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      5•2 years ago

      Gangsta rap beats all genres mentioned here in terms of associated violence and death.

      • @Spendrill@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        Not if you take the crimes per capita of that genre’s fans. Something like Norweigan Black Metal would win then, or some tiny Nazi punk scene.

        • kronisk
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          3•2 years ago

          So you’ve added the criteria per capita; I still think you’d find that the gang milieus that gangsta rap (in its various forms) is closely associated with vastly overshadows any isolated cases of Nödtveidt or Varg-wannabes there still might be out there. Black Metal is also one of the most popular subgenres of metal nowadays, so the per capita argument doesn’t really apply.

          RAC/White Power-music perhaps, but then only because the fanbase of this music is so embarrassingly small.

      • @Skkorm@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        You’ve obviously never lived somewhere rural where country is king. Hicks are violant as hell, there’s no comparison.

        You just don’t hear about I because we fuck around in the woods and down backroads.

        • kronisk
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          I actually grew up around people just like that. Point is, the music they listened to never mentioned violence in any shape or form yet they would happily beat up anyone they could get their hands on for any made up reason they could think of - like being a metalhead or just wearing the wrong color pants.

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    11•2 years ago

    I have the vinyl for dopesmoker and evey time I put it on my roomate would always fucking zonk out on the couch. That was before he started the marijuanas.

    • @OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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      2•2 years ago

      Proceeds the Weedian!

    • LifeBandit666
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      3•2 years ago

      Next try Cannabis Corpse

      • HotsauceHurricane
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        1•2 years ago

        Its on the list!

  • Resol van Lemmy
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    16•2 years ago

    Finland is the happiest country in the world.

    They also have the highest number of metal bands, including one specifically targeting children (it’s called Hevisaurus btw).

    These two facts about Finland feel like they shouldn’t line up but they do.

    • @YoorWeb@lemmy.world
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      Obligatory Party Cannon.

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        1•2 years ago

        You mean Payaty Cannon (the reversed R is pronounced “ya” in languages that use the Cyrillic script, so what I saw was Faux Cyrillic)?

        I can already hear the booing.

        • @YoorWeb@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          I’ve pronounced Toys Ya Us wrong my whole life.

          • Resol van Lemmy
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            1•2 years ago

            Same.

  • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    1•2 years ago

    Civ players: 🤔

  • @clubb@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You should post this on c/metalmemes@lemmyworld

  • @thejodie@programming.dev
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    2•2 years ago

    Me napping to Archspire

  • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    55•2 years ago

    Not all metal, but there is a type of metal that increases a person’s probability to become a violent criminal. It’s called “lead”.

    • wkk
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      17•2 years ago

      Dad?

    • GladiusB
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      8•2 years ago

      Wait until they tell you that mercury is in Gatorade

  • Karyoplasma
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    I’m not super into metal, but I like going to metal festivals because the people there are always chill. Just stay clear of the mosh pit and you are going to be fine and even if you are unknowingly entering it, they will find out pretty quickly that it was a mistake on your part and escort you out.

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