Monero, here we come!
My dad who clicks every pop up he sees is slated to make some serious bank.
If we’re going of usage percentage I would like the finest single core system as my daily work machine.
Folding@Home it is
I remember keeping that thing running on my ps3 constantly back in the day. If I wasn’t gaming I was Folding@Home. It’s such a shame they didn’t bring that back for the ps4/5
Best answer. Very underrated
Agreed
gentoo users stay winning
I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me
The part where it said “Christmas Bonus” should have been the tip off…
That’s because you assume it means financial reward but the real reward is the privilege to serve the company, what a bonus!
The real treasure was the sociopathic acquaintances we made along the way.
Or just “bonus.”
That’s the joke.
Elon is so random and unpredictable that you can make up just about anything about him and nobody will really know if it’s satire or not…
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Write batch file listing the contents of c: recursively and changing to c:\windows doing it again, then loop.
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???
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Employee of the century, free brothel on mars.
Just exec a fork bomb
Run prime95 in the background of all of your work. Even when you go home, leave it running… 24/7 100% CPU usage.
Have those PCs do something useful and run folding@home, that way this company would actually benefit humanity for once
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Keep so much shit running on my work computer I’d be loaded
Oh god he’d actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.
just run a stress cpu program 24/7
Suddenly everyone at Twitter starts mining crypto.
Just get a pentium 4 and open outlook 2016
Do folding at home
more like folding at work
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Or mine some crypto! CPU mining hasn’t been profitable since like 2010 but it could work in this scenario.
So those who misuse company assets to enrich themselves b mining crypto get rewarded by larger bonuses? Sounds like the way the world works for those super rich fellas like Elon “Edgelord” Musk.
I so hope this is fake, because this is so stupid, even by Space Karen standards.
Wasn’t he firing people based on number of, or lack of, code commits at one point? Even if this isn’t real, it’s still very on-brand.
Lines of code too iirc. This is about equally accurate.
My most productive days have ended with negative LOC. It’s such a trash metric that only someone that’s never been a developer could dream up.
I was at a company once where they didn’t understand how bad this metric was. They worshipped this one guy who would work all night and have a record number of lines of code changed.
They thought he was a programming god.
I realized he knew how to do “refactor” in his IDE, and every day the class hierarchy would change
That’s what this is satirizing, yeah
Wait this is satire?
Yeah, it’s hilariously close to the truth.
He was also doing that examination by having people print out the code for him to read apparently
Surprised the dude didn’t have them fax it in at this point
I love receiving a bonus for mining Bitcoin on company hardware
Just turn on a cryptocurrency cpu miner.
Employee that was mining crypto on the side is hella stoked at this news.
Meanwhile his mate sitting across from him was gpu mining
Probably mining dogecoin or something else Musk would like.
