Just like 2 more week, are yall almost done yet?
Is this sponsored by the British or conservatives? I’m getting mixed signals here.
No its sponsored by chainsaw murderers /s
No need for /s
Seems a little extreme to me. Surely, there most be more humane solutions.
There isn’t, and don’t call me Shirley.
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Is this the same plan that made homelessness illegal?
That’s very ambiguous wording. Are they going to have cut all existing homeless people in half by that date, or legislate homeless people must be cut in half by that date?
Yes.
Have you tried “kill the poor”?
But, once we kill the ‘poor poor’, wont the regular poor be next? and then ‘the not so but mostly poor’ after that?
where does the poor stop!?
There’s always a bottom 10%. We’ll run our society like General Electric - up or out.
The poor stop at the doorstep of the decisionmakers.
Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn’t support them staying alive
I’m not saying do it, I’m saying run it through the computer and see whether it would work.
Wouldn’t that actually double the amount of homeless people?
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Maybe it’ll double the number of homeless but the amount will stay the same
Bet they’ll still sell them at full price.
They’re not friggin planarians
At first, I thought you meant planetars (from D&D), and I didn’t know about that piece of trivia and felt inferior as a nerd.
But no, you really meant planarians (from reality), which is a science word and I now feel inferior because I am a moron.
Planarians are flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) found in freshwater bodies and their regenerative abilities have been documented for centuries (Pallas, 1766; Dalyell, 1814). Planarians can regenerate new heads, tails, sides, or entire organisms from small body fragments in a process taking days to weeks.
Friend, you’re not a moron just cause you didn’t know about some relatively unknown aquatic creature. You just got out-nerded this time 😎
The really weird part is that I actually did know.
What I don’t know is when, where, or how I got that information.
Are you the alt domain for the person I was talking to or someone random injecting themself in the conversation? Either way I’m happy you acquired knowledge at some point in the past
Just a random, opining on random esoteric knowledge gaining.
I’d love to help you with your question, but I have no idea.
Thank you for trying. Frankly, what would an internet forum be without random interjections from persons with no stake in a conversation.
Many of us did know from like Middle or High school or some part of our education, but who would have thought you need to think about school to understand Lemmy
It’s called the wolverine effect, I can’t remember where I learned that ironically.
We all know what a wolverine is, but can you tell me where you learned it from?
It probably has a fancy name like “memory source origin amnesia” or something, but it basically goes along the lines of your brain not remembering where you learned something, you just remember the thing.
It’s why propaganda is so effective even on people looking for it.
I wasn’t gonna pay this month’s rent but fuck that. I just had to apply at the cheap porn studio for fluffer and the rest is history. Cuz I don’t want the government to cut me in half. Sure it feels like being cut in half sometimes but it pays the bills.
Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?
That is a wildly morbid slogan.
It’s a parody, not a genuine slogan.
That makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
One that resulted in FIVE Jurrasic Parks!
Yep that’s the tories for you. And why I can’t understand why people who vote for them can argue I want this 1 policy buy hate the 200 policies so I’m going yo pretend the 200 does not exist
It’s been a while since I’ve been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.
Nearly done. Just waiting on a chainsaw from Amazon.
Well, as usual they offloaded the work on the cheapest contractor, which happens to be homeless people, and they have been dragging their feet. Not the conservative’s fault really, that’s the innate laziness of the working class.
Pls explan, I have little to no context about your post
The State will need many blades
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2025
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Just like 2 more week
2024: Am I a joke to you?
UK is in a different time zone
Oh right, my bad
Imperial months
Ask September 3rd-13th, 1752.
I would ask, but I can’t find them. Where’d they go?!
