• sour
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    almost see genitals

    is disgust ._.

  • @[email protected]
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    Even if that was true, I don’t have problem with that. On the other hand, what’s with those jeans? Was she in a war or something? It has to be pita to put them on.

    • Echo Dot
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      82 years ago

      It has to be pita to put them on.

      They are. I had a girlfriend that was really into them and she had to lie down to put the jeans on otherwise she’d fall over, which was funny but stupid.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        My wife has dresses a bit like that. They have so many strings and straps that she often can’t figure out which hope is which.

  • @[email protected]
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    “I like women that look like I can intimidate and beat them easily because I’m not really a man” - Guys that say they don’t like muscular women

    • @[email protected]
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      22 years ago

      “there’s nothing hotter than a girl who could beat the shit out of you” -my high school wrestling coach

      I see it.

    • Zorque
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      242 years ago

      Guys that denigrate muscular women for their physique

      Not being into a particular body type isn’t a bad thing. Looking down on someone for it is.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      “My manhood rests solely on being able to beat up women”

      • some loser
    • @[email protected]
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      Ex-friend was much like that. Really tall dude, liked tiny, subservient women. One time him and his wife were over.

      “I don’t allow her to wear makeup or cut her hair.”

      Right in front of us all. For real. (She eventually escaped!)

      And yes, I hung out with such a man. Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad’s world, his dad’s world, was taken from him by “the others”.

      I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.

      • Echo Dot
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        Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad’s world, his dad’s world, was taken from him by “the others”.

        Oh is that what their problem is I’ve always wondered what their issue was.

        The thing is though both my grandfather and my father worked in coal mines. My grandfather in particular had all sorts of breathing problems and back problems because of this. I never wanted to live in their world. Those idiots have a rose tinted version of a world that never was, they have no idea what it is that they’re pining after.

      • lad
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        I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.

        Don’t blame yourself, it really takes a lot of energy and it’s not like you’re obligated to do that anyway. Besides, it could’ve never work 100% thus putting you in a kind of co-dependent relationship. Good for you to abandon toxic environment, I think.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 years ago

        I’m tall and muscular and like tiny women, but I also let them bully and emotionally abuse me. I don’t know what that says about me.

    • 21Cabbage
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      42 years ago

      I mean, I like them a touch chubby but even with that all my girlfriends could’ve beat my ass if they wanted to.

    • balderdash
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      Feel like I have to add a “/s” because people here are so sensitive.

    • insomniac_lemon
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      I can see not being attracted to a muscular aesthetic (though I do I think the image here is a bit silly). I say that as a loser who’d let a jacked woman beat me to death with a waffle maker.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        There’s a huge difference between going out of your way to announce that that’s not your type and just it not being your type. It’s similar to the difference between guys posting “no fat chicks” vs the ones who just turn down larger women and only say so when asked about it.

      • Alto
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        Yeah, it’s perfectly fine if that’s not your cup of tea, as long as you extend the same courtesy to everyone else

        • insomniac_lemon
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          If you mean liking a certain look (identity or attraction), obviously.

          If you mean personally, I will admit that I am not a cup of tea but luckily as a shut-in that is something that has never been relevant to a real scenario.

    • shastaxc
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      I just like them soft and squishy. What’s wrong with that?

  • no banana
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    312 years ago

    Guys I guess I’m gay but I’ve got no problem with that

      • smashboy
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        142 years ago

        In my case, because I’m a woman. Otherwise, 🤷‍♀️

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        332 years ago

        Well I’m a woman, and I’m feeling very gay right now. And also envious

        • @[email protected]
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          342 years ago

          No dumbass, because incels and bigots want petite little soft pillows they feel like they can control easier. They’re saying muscles = men only, not only misogynistic but homophobic too

          • @[email protected]
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            122 years ago

            They’re not a dumbass for having an incorrect thought. The question mark shows they weren’t sure.

            • Zorque
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              142 years ago

              It can also show incredulity. That’s the unfortunate truth of communicating on the internet, shorter statements are often vaguer as they don’t generally provide necessary context.

              • Echo Dot
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                12 years ago

                Like when I say it to my boss? At least that’s my defense anyway.

        • PhobosAnomaly
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          I’m pretty sure that’s Carrie-June Bowlby, I think she’s pretty big in the fitness influencer model tiktokker type space.

          I’m pretty sure she’s not trans, but happy to be corrected.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 years ago

      But where do I find the killer snu snus? Is there a dating app for this specifically? And is it the same or different than one for dommy mommy’s?

        • @[email protected]
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          42 years ago

          It looks as if the guy forgot to put ‘/s’, because otherwise humans, of course, have no means of detecting sarcasm, irony, jokes.

        • ANGRY_MAPLE
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          It’s kind of old too. You can only read the same response so many times before it just becomes boring and repetitive.

          It’s right on par with the classic “I bet you’re fun at parties” comments.

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    Them: “It’s gay to be attracted to a fit woman!”

    Me: “Welp, guess I’m gay then! Do I get a badge or something?”

  • @[email protected]
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    Why is gatekeeping straightness even such an interesting topic people fixate over so much? Contrapoints “Are Traps Gay?” video provided some quite compelling answers to that question FWIW.

    The universe started from a mysterious dot, we’re apes in clothes, and one day we will all be dust. It seems weird af to devote so much energy to worrying about the rules of which genitals interlock with which.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’ve heard it comes from WW2, there was big push of segrating women and men to push the ideal “if you’re a man you’ll fight for your country to protect your girl/mum back home”. (Yes even though many of them were just kids).

      Hence why many came home with severe trauma clinging onto the ideal of “Im a guy, I must do this” and being pushed to “show no emotion and no other guy is allowed to” training from the military that got passed onto their male children.

      Leading to the 90s to view LGBT quite negatively particularly in some media in things people would say.

    • Sapphire VelvetOP
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      Johnny Bravo: I’m straight, so if it makes my dick hard it’s a woman 🤟

    • @[email protected]
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      Anyone who, unsolicitedly, provides some kind of blanket statement about what is and isn’t gay from a position of assumed authority, is gay as hell and in denial.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 years ago

      Real talk, traps are gay. But there is nothing wrong with that so chase what ever makes you happy (and is mutually consensual.)

  • IndiBrony
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    Guy is scared she’d pop his head with her thighs like a watermelon. Or that she’d crush his wimpy little dick with her ass-cheeks.

    Or most likely he’s scared that she can lift more than him. Maybe he’s intimidated by a woman who could bench press his ass.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 years ago

      Please God let her pop anything of mine she wants between her thighs… Sorry were you saying something

        • IndiBrony
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          32 years ago

          Hey, me again! You’re right: we must push this!

          This guy’s sexuality is so insecure, he’s scared she’s able to overpower him and pin him to the bed. He’s afraid she’ll be able to tear off his shirt and jeans with her bare hands. He’s insecure that her chiseled abs - which are rock hard yet silky smooth to the touch - will shame his flabby belly. He’s worried her erect clit will put his little pecker to shame. He’s horrified she’ll get a huge strap-on to pound his soft, delicate little ring and last so long she’ll show him up for the pathetic two-pump chump that he is!

      • @[email protected]
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        Dunno. Rubric seems flawed. Might be easier to ditch the straight/gay/bi system to the more dynamic Androsexual/Gynosexual/Skoliosexual/Spectrasexual/Pansexual system?

        Like I am a Non-binary dude who doesn’t find this person attractive… Am I gay? Fuck if I know! The homo/heterosexual calculator errored out long before now.

    • Neato
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      I think the point is that she has muscles.

      • Echo Dot
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        I love that you think it’s necessary to take performance enhancers in order to look moderately buff.

  • Margot Robbie
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    You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.

    Sorry, I don’t make the rules.