My wife is half fucking snow white. I’ll be fine as either, but I’d prefer cat. Me and the current cat need to have a cat talk.
Judging from experience having had both cats and dogs? Lick my own butt. Probably spend a lot of time doing that.
I’d scream “oh no!” so the wicked fairy wouldn’t figure out it’s fun for me and change their mind, and then I’d just chill with my dog or cat life. If I could be taken care of by a trusted person or people, that would be great.
What’s wicked about her? Sounds like a pretty good offer, either way.
Shit on the pavement
Or if a cat go round and shit all over my neighbour’s garden, see how they like it 😈
Bark or meow respectively.
Sleep
Turn them into a mouse. Fair play, pixie. I’m counting to three.
Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it’s winter then I’ll go find a nice warm house
Try to find a way back and as much about magic and the magical world as I can.
I would woof or maybe meow…
Curl up and go to sleep somewhere, content at last
Just be happy as a dog or a cat, probably look for a happy place where I’ll be taken care of.
Maybe even do tricks nobody expects with my intelligence that’s slightly superior to that of a normal dog or cat.
Lick my own junk.
This guy transmorgafies!
I remember reading a book when I was a kid called The Dog Days of Arthur Cane. I think the fairy was a witch doctor but basically the same idea. As I recall, Arthur saw the best and the worst of humanity during his predicament. Sadly no Wikipedia page for the author but the book is on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2006378.The_Dog_Days_of_Arthur_Cane
