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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 2 years ago

Quitaly is pretty genius

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Quitaly is pretty genius

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  • HeavyDogFeet
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    7•2 years ago

    Withdrawsaw should obviously have been Goland and I won’t be taking any feedback.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Hungry.

  • @[email protected]
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    34•2 years ago

    🇨🇦 Can’tada

    • @[email protected]
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      62•2 years ago

      Ah yes, Canada, the famously European country that is a cornerstone of the European Union.

      • @[email protected]
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        36•2 years ago

        🇦🇺Outstralia (One of the most european countries of course)

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          They compete in the Eurovision song contest, close enough.

        • Flying Squid
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          5•2 years ago

          🇳🇿 No Zealand.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        Non-Canadaidate

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Well yeah, they Can’tada join us.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        To be fair, the fact that Canada can’t leave the EU was in the name.

      • @[email protected]
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        21•2 years ago

        Calm down guy. I was just having fun.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      Do you know where Canada is?

      I mean, it does own 100 hectares in France at the Vimy Monument, but that’s not enough to be considered for EU membership.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        Did you know Canada shares a border with France?

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Pierre_and_Miquelon

        And Denmark?

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Island

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    73•2 years ago

    Lith-away-nia

    Leave-ia

    Est-alone-ia

    And my personal favourite:

    Malta la vista

  • @[email protected]
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    21•2 years ago

    I like how this list is implicitly aware that Germany is the lynchpin of the EU

    • Cicraft
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      6•2 years ago

      Frankfout? Berlin’t? Gernahny?

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        Berlout?

      • @[email protected]
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        11•2 years ago

        Ditchland

        Allemagnope

        Germanflee

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      8•2 years ago

      Germanay

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        4•2 years ago

        Germanae-nae

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      1•2 years ago

      Dodgeland

  • @[email protected]
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    13•2 years ago

    🇵🇱 Poleout

  • @[email protected]
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    63•2 years ago

    Finnished

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      Noway

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      nooo, Fixit

  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Rungary

    Czexit

    Novakia

    Byeprus

    Nullgaria

    Roawaynia

    Quituania

    Farewellgium

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      Czechout is better.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      ‘czexit’ is good (and used commonly here in cz) - i prefer ‘czechout’ though

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    I prefer UscITA.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      That’s actually genius. Is it a thing in Italy?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Unfortunately no. Whenever this bullshit comes up in the news (and it does periodically when elections are due), it’s always italexit. Monkey sees, monkey does.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    We’ve already decided on Svejsan if Sweden would ever try to leave. It doesn’t translate well, but that’s part of the spirit I guess.

    • @[email protected]
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      As a non-Swede I will ruin the joke: hejsan is hello/bye in swedish.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Byegaria

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    It’s the least inventive one by miles.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Latezvia

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    Sadly we too already have a name for the Dutch (Netherlands) exit. The nexit.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Yeah Nethermind in this list is funny but never gonna make it for every day use.

    • @[email protected]
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      At least they borrowed something from English for it, showing that being international isn’t all that bad :D

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    M-exit-co

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      I would love to see Mexico try to leave the EU

      • @[email protected]
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        2 years ago

        That’s one hell of a parallel reality.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        We left ìt during Pangea times

    • DAS_AMAN
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      6•2 years ago

      What the hell

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