Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
I shit every day and can’t stop. I can’t control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I’ll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don’t shit, I start to think about it and worry.
Bro you just gotta hold your poop in
I’ve got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!
Until the day you die!
There’s support groups for that.
wait until they learn about eating. fucking revolting.
This really is happening in current events
No shit?!
What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?
Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.
“WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!”
I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement
because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours
Not much a movement then. Hopefully you got that loaf out by now.
OP proposed a movement.
And I need a bowel movement.
update 12 hours later I finally got it out! Yeah that was an uncomfortable 14 hours.
I’m sorry, I’m confused. Did you get 12 or 14 slices out of your loaf?
I keep mine in one piece, ever since 2017, just in case I need an emergency loaf.
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Shay, doesh anyone know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
We need VaPOOrise
Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”
Tampons work surprisingly well.
How many do I need to eat for it to work?
Eat?
It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste
Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…
Born to shit, forced to wipe
You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.
We went from 3 days to infinity?
*until you die. Which I assume is not too much longer than 3 days.
Yeah but this is for all humans, so forever. (I guess you could say they would all die though.)
ALL HAIL DIARRHEA!
gotta do as much disgusting shit as possible for the creepy watchers. this is what they get.
Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
