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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

How to keep a man

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How to keep a man

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no banana to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Toes♀
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    14•2 years ago

    Raw chicken and vomit, wow

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

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    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      Does any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?

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  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body

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  • Pasta Dental
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    2 years ago

    Same vibe

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

        Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

      • Pasta Dental
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        2•2 years ago

        The chef’s special sauce

    • @[email protected]
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      20•2 years ago

      At least it has some color lol

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.

      • Pasta Dental
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        3•2 years ago

        I think it’s more about the second picture

    • @[email protected]
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      49•2 years ago

      This looks 10x better than the OP

      • Pasta Dental
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        2 years ago

        Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)

      • The Menemen!
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        1•2 years ago

        If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      At least that looks edible.

      • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸
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        3•2 years ago

        You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you

    • Funkytom467
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      28•2 years ago

      At least here the chicken isn’t RAW

      • Norgur
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        14•2 years ago

        That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.

        • Mario_Dies.wav
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          11•2 years ago

          It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.

          There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.

          • Bakkoda
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            9•2 years ago

            Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.

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          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.

            • Mario_Dies.wav
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              3•2 years ago

              My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.

            • Norgur
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              2•2 years ago

              Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?

            • @[email protected]
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              6•2 years ago

              It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.

              Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.

              Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.

        • Funkytom467
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          5•2 years ago

          To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.

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        2•2 years ago

        hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly

  • @[email protected]
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    56•2 years ago

    Do you keep him in prison?

    • Funkytom467
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      17•2 years ago

      The basement evidently.

      • NegativeLookBehind
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        11•2 years ago

        In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.

      • Introversion
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        14•2 years ago

        It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      or a hospital… ugh

  • @[email protected]
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    28•2 years ago

    The meal of a 1970s serial killer

    • no bananaOP
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      38•2 years ago

      That killer’s cereal:

  • @[email protected]
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    This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    On the toilet.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Is that literal shit?

    • no bananaOP
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      3•2 years ago

      Shit from a butt

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.

    I mean it doesn’t look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it’s hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.

    And it would be free and prepared “ready” so that’s nice. :)

  • g0nz0li0
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    10•2 years ago

    That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.

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