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Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
c/shittyfoodporn
Salmonella ?
Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn’t look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it’s hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared “ready” so that’s nice. :)
The Hague would like to know their location.
I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
How to keep a man on his toes
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I’ll be the one to say it: kraft dinner is a bastardization of mac and cheese. Stouffer’s is a little better, but the milky-watery cheese powder glop is nasty as hell.
with all due respect, kraft dinner is in fact the most valid mac and cheese. other cheap boxes of noodles and cheese powders are also acceptable. real cheese has no place in mac and cheese.
thematically soft
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Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie…
I spent my last minute trying to understand the role of word thematically in that sentence.
Christmas? Sex? Who knows…
I think they’re saying the whole meal has a “soft” texture. The theme of the meal is soft, thus it’s thematically soft.
I dunno I don’t think a meal completely devoid of texture is what most texture first people go for.
How to keep a man … away
Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge …
Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…
Same vibe
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
At least that looks edible.
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
At least here the chicken isn’t RAW
hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.
Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
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Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.
Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.
Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.
My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.
Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?
To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.
What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
The chef’s special sauce
This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
I think it’s more about the second picture
This looks 10x better than the OP
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
At least it has some color lol
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
Corn looks like a sludge still thawing out.
I couldn’t even tell that was corn.
Looks like yesterday’s corn
Reminds me of a joke about a hooker…
Go on…
This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
It’s what men crave
Brawndo er Brodo
