imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things
“If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”
I can never be angry. Hmm guess I would change my career to be some guy who teaches seminars or does anger management sessions. Or maybe IT for the DMV.
If the force were directly inverted, my laziness would transform me into the motherfucking Flash on adderall.
i can walk again :)
Well, now that I don’t absolutely suck at talking to strangers and don’t fumble my words, my life just got a lot easier.
I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.
Ask me about our plans for next week or what that person said at work last month! I now remember everything!!
Not my weakness becoming a strength, but going away and now I am a different person, my inverse? But my strengths do not become weaknesses?
Disorganization is my bane, and a complete inability to multitask, so I guess I would either be obsessive/compulsive or would be able to be an executive assistant or politician.
I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.
I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s
The world is invaded by day walker vampires somehow. Most of the human population is dead or turned, those remaining live under a cloud of distrust and paranoia - anyone could be a vampire. even the people you know could’ve been turned since you last saw them.
I don’t notice. Because of social anxiety, I stayed indoors.
I go from being a socially awkward and unattractive virgin to suddenly being able to pull multiple women in a night.
Pro Tip: Women dont typically respond well to being “pulled”.
Ok, please do indulge me on this one, because this whole subject is an enigma to me and has been mentally eating at me over the years.
How do men and women meet in a nightclub and then end up having a one-night stand?
Part of the reason I don’t like clubbing is that it triggers feelings of jealousy within me.
I have a friend, let’s just call him Matt. Whenever I’ve been out with Matt, women have always thrown themselves at him whereas my experiences by comparison have led to nothing but rejection.
There is nothing particularly special about Matt. He’s a year younger than me, looks about average for someone in their early thirties, yet has infinitely more rizz. I can’t put my finger on it.
I can digest any food at all without bloating, gas or suddenly urgent toilet trips.
I become responsible
God I need this one.
I’m not really sure what my biggest weakness is, but I’ll just say its my crippling fear of asking people for stuff. So now, either people ask me for things, or whatever I ask other people to do is immediately done? More confusing than a strength I’d say.
I’m undepressable and I don’t have ADHD anymore
All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.
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