- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
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Thank you for this! Keep them coming!
The bathroom form of Insane, Insane Again by The J. Geils band. The “Relax, relax!” bit plays during a soak in the tub.
When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.
Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?
I’m not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.
You could come and go at the same time.
Like some sort of Karma Chameleon?
The white tiles are actually correct, the rest of the house is actually tilting over.
Somebody said Beetlejuice one too many times
Honestly, I love this. I think it’s fun!
There’s a 50% chance that a full panoramic photo that doesn’t have a Grind House Porn filter would make this bathroom actually look decent, or at minimum, not bad.
There were a lot of drugs being used in the 80’s.
Can confirm.
I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked “What were you smoking?” The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.
Love it really. Would never have this done but if I ended up with this place I’d keep the bathroom.
I’m losing my balance just looking at this.
Is this part of one of those Mystery Spots where “laws of physics cease to exist”?
I actually love this. In case I’m ever remodeling my bathroom, Imma save this so I can find it again. Thanks!
Don’t forget to post it here 😂
The taste is questionable, but whoever actually did the tiling has done a brilliant job.
Yeah, without knowing anything about tiling if these are real tiles they did an amazing job.
I would call the taste “unique” instead of “questionable” but unfortunately that also means “hard to sell”
Yes back in the Reddit days we had a sub called “awful taste but great execution” Edit We have it here too
I want my bathroom to look like the intro to saved by the bell
