What the hell is wrong with me?

  • @[email protected]
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    52 years ago

    After I got my first car with key fob lock buttons I wanted to walk up to my house front door and unlock it with a remote. After a while I actually bought a deadbolt lock with a key fob unlock.

  • gdbjr
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    292 years ago

    I have a fair bit of home automation setup at home. So if I walk into a room the lights turn on, walk out and they turn off.

    Every time I am visiting someone or in a hotel I am deeply confused why the lights don’t turn on themselves.

    • Mr_Figtree
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      112 years ago

      Someone I know recently switched from automatic bathroom lights to manual ones. Remembering to turn them on isn’t an issue, but months later everyone still forgets to turn them off.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 years ago

    I got one of those faucets at home. It takes a while before I remember how to use a normal one when I’m at friends etc…

  • ssillyssadass
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    32 years ago

    My workplace has motion sensor-based lights, and I sometimes walk into other rooms with normal light switches and get confused when the lights remain off.

    On top of that the faucets at my work are also motion activated, and I end up in the same situation.

  • Steve Anonymous
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    22 years ago

    Both of my bathrooms have motion sensor switches at home and you have no idea how many times I walk into other bathrooms and stand in the dark before I realize not all bathrooms have motion switches

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    2 years ago

    I feel this - I’m renting a house that has a motion sensor built into the kitchen sink. Now when I’m over someone else’s house, i can’t turn on the sink without giving a magical wave first like I’m some kind of wizard displaced in time.

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      92 years ago

      We put one in our kitchen and it took a few weeks for everybody to get used to not using the handle. Now everybody keeps trying to turn on every other faucet by waving lol

    • MathiasTCK
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      12 years ago

      A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 years ago

      I also did this until we moved out of our house that had one lol. Took a while to break the habit but man I miss that faucet. It was so finicky for others but I loved it

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    32 years ago

    I’ve done that before, I’ve also tried to use my security card to swipe into my house a couple times.

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    2 years ago

    If those automatic faucets actually worked well I would probably have reached this state too. But even in 2023 they seem pretty slow to respond and don’t sense your hands half the time. I hate sitting there like an idiot waving my hand into and out of the sink trying to coax the dipshit faucet into recognizing my existence.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 years ago

      I’m glad I’m not the only one with this issue. Automatic hand dryers are even worse. Those Dyson V-shaped ones NEVER turn on for me no matter what kind of hand dance I try to perform for it.

    • FiniteLooper
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      42 years ago

      This happened to me the other day. Soap all over my hands and the sink did nothing. I had to move around to try other sinks, moving around other people. Then some other dude goes to my last sink and it works just fine for him. I guess my hands don’t reflect IR light as much as his?

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    2 years ago

    In my early 20s I had a forklift job. Numerous times I’d get in my car and grab the blinker to try and back out of the parking spot.

  • AerM
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    22 years ago

    I hate these automated taps. We’re supposed to stick our hands under them and sing happy birthday twice for properly clean hands and well… They are never on long enough for it to clean them.

    Honestly hate automated taps, that and the ones that only work if you push to the top down so you have to clean 1 hand at a time.

    Unfortunately you can’t trust people with normal twist taps because people suck… But dam do I miss the old cross handles. So easy to nudge it on with the back of your hand. Probably doesn’t help I am a clean freak tbf