Aww… :'(

My lil old lady would probably wish 1) to be young again and then 2) for me to throw the squeaky ball

me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you’ve got two wishes

dog: I wanna go to the lake!

me: but that’s what we do every after- no, wait!

genie: granted!

me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir-

dog: I want my other master here

wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?

The genie should grant the guy two more wished for this.

PSA: never do this with a cat

“I wish for death to all cats and that literally the entire universe was bacon.” -Dog

“No! Not like that!” -Owner if they weren’t now bacon

“Sausage!.. squirrel!”

Beef. Cheese.

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Suddenly the dog’s balls are back and the room is filled with bitches and biscuits.