Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
Aaand that’s enough internet for today.
I don’t know what show or year even, but when I was a kid I remember some weird sci fi show or movie with people being on a sort of sentient organic space ship, and the toilets were literally this. Living things that would feast on human waste, iirc including going the extra mile of having tongues to lick the user clean.
I already spend too much time sitting on the toilet. If I got a good tonguing, I may never leave.
Lexx?
Tongues? Just, hear me out for a second…
I am listening with a flaired starfish…
How many pieces of flair?
The minimum amount…
What did I just watch??!
Thats it, lmao
Looks even more obscure than I remembered
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
Hate me for it. I don’t need to hear moaning everytime I need to take a shit.
I guess the horrified screams would be motivation to hurry up
I guess I’d rather the toilet enjoy itself. As long as it doesn’t start making little happy noises while I’m trying to poop 😰
I find the thought of encouragement more disturbing.
“Come on, buddy you can do it… yeah, I see that’s a big one…”
ghasp
“a REALLY big one. I can see it. Push, don’t forget to breathe… yeah, there ya go, pinch it off. Nice! You’ve changed your diet, haven’t you? Good job!”Oh hey, suggestions of diet changes for health might be nice, suggestions because they like corn, not nice.
I can’t believe I wrote that
I can tell you’ve upped your fiber intake
As my late doctor said, a good poop can be had while running. If yer have to stop for longer than ten seconds, you ain’t eating right, boy.
I heard this in a sports announcer’s voice, with everyone in the house listening.
All I get is Gilbert Gottfried.
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Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey
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Why da fuq does this play an advertisement for audible.com, then refuse to play the actual video!? I know it’s open source, but I’d rather it be functional and not have to read through the sourcecode to debug and fix it if it is non-functional… :-(
Well… that’s definitely way, way worse.
They did a whole scene about this in the League of Gentlemen movie!!!
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It’ll moan loudly
I will probably opt to go poop in a bucket out in the yard then
It’s even hornier. Sorry.
A horny bucket? Now that’s just silly…
I mean I don’t wanna force my toilet to consume my poop, i’m not a capitalist!
Crapitalist*
Both.
Look up skibidi toilet… oh no wait, better yet, don’t! :-P
You definitely want it to enjoy the experience, otherwise it seems too risky to sit
I’d rather be disgusted than scared
What will you do when the toilet licks its lips
Wouldn’t matter because I’d be pooping in the back yard
The more tech we put into our toilets, the more likely they are to become sentient, so this is a serious consideration. I’ve often worried that the way we treat toilets might be the thing that drives AI into Skynet territory.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
All toilets crave yours and nobody else’s.
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
Any strong feelings are undesirable.
Wouldn’t you rather bring great joy and pleasure every time you go?
I consistently shit at work, I don’t want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I’d put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
I’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
I’ve noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(
I haven’t… But I don’t use Facebook or Reddit.
Yeah, this is one of those Facebook /reddit reposts
The really cool thing about Lemmy was that everything being posted like science memes seemed like fairly original content.
But now it’s starting to feel like people are trying to post for karma, and we’re going to start seeing crap from Facebook here in the past week
