Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
You definitely want it to enjoy the experience, otherwise it seems too risky to sit
I’d rather be disgusted than scared
What will you do when the toilet licks its lips
I don’t know what show or year even, but when I was a kid I remember some weird sci fi show or movie with people being on a sort of sentient organic space ship, and the toilets were literally this. Living things that would feast on human waste, iirc including going the extra mile of having tongues to lick the user clean.
Lexx?
What did I just watch??!
Thats it, lmao
Looks even more obscure than I remembered
Tongues? Just, hear me out for a second…
I am listening with a flaired starfish…
How many pieces of flair?
The minimum amount…
I already spend too much time sitting on the toilet. If I got a good tonguing, I may never leave.
Soil is kinda sentient…and it doesn’t “crave” waste but definitely uses it as food to get healthier so let’s do that instead of water sports nightmare toilet collection?
Yeah, crave it in a food kind of way would be fine.
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
I’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
Since its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I’d be making it extra happy. Since a toilets’ nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.
We’d be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
All toilets crave yours and nobody else’s.
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
Aaand that’s enough internet for today.
It better call me master, that food wasn’t free!
My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot
I mean I don’t wanna force my toilet to consume my poop, i’m not a capitalist!
Crapitalist*
Wouldn’t matter because I’d be pooping in the back yard
While your toilet isn’t alive to crave your waste, the microbes and such at the waste water facility that your crap goes to do in fact crave and need your waste to survive and propogate. It ain’t ice cream, but your crap always ends up as food for something.
Look up skibidi toilet… oh no wait, better yet, don’t! :-P
“Let’s build robots with Genuine People Personalities,” they said. So they tried it out with me. I’m a personality prototype. You can tell, can’t you?"
