There’s articles?
I’m just here to argue with baseless opinions
Sir, this is a meme.
I didn’t read the text, just came to comments to see what it was about. Now I know, this is a meme.
Why would I read a long, padded, ad-riddled article when I can get a quick and accurate TL;DR in the title and expert commentary in the comments?
[insert question directly answered by article here]
Many articles are only accessible via a VPN, blocked either by my side or theirs. I’m too tired to switch it on and off. Summary bot is very helpful.
Yep, 95% of the news site are cancer
I wasn’t talking about that.
Im a Scorpio
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Is that some religion shit again?
In case you’re not joking, this is what i meant, friend. Just a pun :)
Always have. On /. 25 years ago we posted before reading TFA, it’s the way.
I see someone posted a spongebob picture, I love spongerobert!
This was much more fun in the days of Fark.
Fark is a time machine. The jokes haven’t changed in the slightest.
I thought it was standard operating procedure on the Internet.
Well, I’m not a lemmy user. But I generally read the comments to gauge whether it is worth reading the article.
There weren’t enough tik toks in the article
How am I supposed to read this article without Subway Surfer?
No!! Lemmings don’t rush in water they live in holes🐭
No one is here to discuss anything in good faith.
I prefer to only read the top line of a meme then post. And no that’s not a Lemmy user, that’s squidward
The cellist?
Right!? Everyone but us is so stupid for talking about Lemmy (who ever that is) in here, while this is obviously squidward. Sheeple are so stupid!
Give me an archive link and I’ll click it every time. Otherwise, almost never.