It’s nearly time for lights out!
Will Lewis be able to fend of Max? Can the McLarens move forward? Will the Alfas manage to stay high up the order, and can Danny Ric score points on his return to Formula 1?
Find out all this and more, next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Fucking Ferrari! The car is shit, the strategists are shittier and now the drivers are fucking up.
Why am I supporting this team?
Well, masochism is a thing. So, whatever floats your boat. ;-)
Wow potential fireworks at McLaren
Hoping to see a clean first lap. Would be great to see Norris get a good start even for a few laps.
Max and Lewis take each other out and then McLaren 1-2.
Ooh how long has there been a sort by new / chat button?
I’m just stoked to see races where there is some competition! This one’s shaping up to be a good one!
Oh how I’ve missed Alonso defending here haha
I missed the first 5 laps, wtf happened?
Zhou got a late start and went bowling instead.
I just watched the clip… Crazy. Alpine has the worst fucking luck this season.
They swapped straight to the podium positions and started the circular procession.
Most significant was Renault-domino (I’m going to ignore the Alpine brand for the rhyme): Zhou bumped into Ricciardo, who bumped into an Alpine, who bumped into an Alpine.
5 seconds for double DNFing Alpine 😂
Did HAM get wheelspin? Yesterday they were saying the side Max was on would be dusty and would have relatively worse start.
Zhou had the worst start possible, ending 4 promising races. Lewis also got caught out.
What a quick end to a lot of potential fun :(
Ferrari strategists having another brain fart. Car with potentially faster tyres is stuck behind his teammate:
Piastri is so impressive. One to watch out for. McLaren can let Lando go and still have a top driver now
I’d be starting to think about picking up Piastri over Norris at this point. It’s his rookie year and he’s on a very similar race pace as Norris, maybe not got the ultimate quali pace yet. Norris took over a year to look this close to Sainz, and never consistantly beat him. He’s only going to get better and the McLaren is notoriously unbalanced so he can handle an imperfect car. He’s probably cheaper and not on as long a contract. Norris is still the better of the two at the moment but I wonder if he will be for long.
What happened regarding the first pit stop though? Piastri’s stop was faster than Norris’, but this Norris managed to undercut him. Are they on different strategies?
Undercutting your own teammate is bound to raise questions. Hopefully we get answers after the race.
Also a slow stop for Piastri. He’s being robbed of a podium for a second time.
Afterwards he was pretty off the pace He was consistently slower than Noris. At first I thought he just had slow targets, maybe he had tire management issues, I have no idea.
Lots of early stoppers. Going to be a mix of 2 stoppers and 3 stoppers.
Ferrari’s resident strategist Sainz at it again.
What was Lewis’ radio message? I want to hear that not this anus Horner.
Asking how he is so far back from the McLarens.
Ferrari doing Ferrari things