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Lad to [email protected] • 1 year ago

You now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability?

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You now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability?

Lad to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    11•1 year ago

    Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    I’d shake my own hand.

    • Nis
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      What’s stopping you from doing that right now?

      • @[email protected]
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        A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.

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    5•1 year ago

    Use the second set of arms to restrain the first set from sexually harassing me

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Sounds like a roundabout double dutch rudder.

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    2•1 year ago

    Same thing I did yesterday. Practice piano.

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    28•1 year ago

    • @[email protected]
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      deleted by creator

    • Dr. Coomer
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      3•1 year ago

      Ah, general kenoby

  • @[email protected]
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    https://mastodon.social/@omegahaxors/111330441180318830

    Then I will hold an N64 controller.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Typing on PC with 2 of them, one checking the phone and the other grabing a snack/drink 😎

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      7•1 year ago

      I feel like the bottleneck here is concentration more than number of arms, I doubt I could multitask like that

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        Drinking while typing shouldn’t be too hard. But paying attention to the phone and the monitor would be hard.

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        I think with training you might get used to it. Also depending on the task being done maybe you can have more focus on the computer or just use the phone once in a while without needing to remove the hands from the keyboard 🤔

  • assplode
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    Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

    • Helix 🧬
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      4•1 year ago

      And the fourth arm?

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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        7•1 year ago

        Cheetos.

      • DarkSirrush
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        Balancing

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      With that username I totally believe you wish for nothing more.

  • mub
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    4•1 year ago

    Will the first thing would be to Google how to date 2 women at once.

  • toomanypancakes
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    15•1 year ago

    My drumming would get wild

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Get half as terrible at juggling.

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    3•1 year ago

    I can quit my job and become a mega cashier at a grocery store. I’d be unstoppable.

    • Pika
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      oh boy you can now work 2 jobs for the price of one!

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    I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.

    Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.

    Now I’ve written all that I’ve realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I’ll put it on the to do for Monday lmao

    Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.

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      I could be so much more efficient on a computer. One hand for the mouse, two hands in the standard typing position, and one hand on an external numpad. It would eliminate the need to ever move my hands. I want 4 hands now :(.

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      Big stuffedworking “Enter” key

      You can place it under a foot

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      7•1 year ago

      Get a mouse with extra buttons and map one to enter

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      It takes a bit of re-learning, but with the right window manager, you can get really fast without ever touching a mouse except when you switch to mouse-centric tasks like design programs or some games.

      • soli
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        Nah, mouse isn’t used for switching windows.

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    46•1 year ago

    I can now finally solder things easier.

    Drink my coffee while gaming.

    Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.

    Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.

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      11•1 year ago

      Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.

      Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?

      Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?

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      Ooh, I like that last one

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    🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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