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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago

Milk

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    27•1 year ago

    How would one unzip the milk?

    • @[email protected]
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      23•1 year ago

      Cheese is a one way hash.

    • @[email protected]
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      25•1 year ago

      I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

      • @[email protected]
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        20•1 year ago

        Nah, it’s just an incredibly lossy compression

        • @[email protected]
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          6•1 year ago

          Milk.mp3

    • Deceptichum
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      11•1 year ago

      There’s gotta be a whey.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    14•1 year ago

    Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

  • LazaroFilm
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    3•1 year ago

    Some torrent are the steak instead.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    “Go get the trojan horsecow.”

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Fetcher la vache.

  • aviationeast
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    17•1 year ago

    You wouldn’t download a cow…

    • oce 🐆
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      4•1 year ago

      yay cowsay

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      Fuck you, yes I-
      Wait.

      *googles the size of a cow*

      You’re right. I wouldn’t.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        3•1 year ago

        Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    Would a pregnant cow be a server?

    • IninewCrow
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      8•1 year ago

      Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of ‘seeding’

      • Bonehead
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        10•1 year ago

        I’m pretty sure “seeding” the cow has nothing to do with food. They don’t just produce milk for no reason…

        • @[email protected]
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          I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀

        • IninewCrow
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          3•1 year ago

          … so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

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