How would one unzip the milk?
Cheese is a one way hash.
I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.
Nah, it’s just an incredibly lossy compression
Milk.mp3
There’s gotta be a whey.
That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.
Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?
Some torrent are the steak instead.
“Go get the trojan
horsecow.”Fetcher la vache.
You wouldn’t download a cow…
yay cowsay
Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.*googles the size of a cow*
You’re right. I wouldn’t.
Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.
Would a pregnant cow be a server?
Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of ‘seeding’
I’m pretty sure “seeding” the cow has nothing to do with food. They don’t just produce milk for no reason…
I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀
… so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?