“Go get the trojan
horsecow.”Fetcher la vache.
Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?
You wouldn’t download a cow…
yay cowsayFuck you, yes I-
Wait.*googles the size of a cow*
You’re right. I wouldn’t.
Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.
Some torrent are the steak instead.
Would a pregnant cow be a server?
Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of ‘seeding’
I’m pretty sure “seeding” the cow has nothing to do with food. They don’t just produce milk for no reason…
I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀
… so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?
How would one unzip the milk?
I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.
Nah, it’s just an incredibly lossy compression
Milk.mp3
Cheese is a one way hash.
There’s gotta be a whey.
That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.
