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This is some fourth wall breaking shit
I see… my future.
In about six more minutes.
You know you’re in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.
Where did you get these pictures of me???
Then sit back down because you hadnt even shit yet.
Its worse when you don’t know if you did, cos you were focusing on memes so much. Should I wipe or should I not
It’s worse if you’re on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.
Poseidon’s lick
Squeeze your glutes every few minutes while you’re on the can. That should prevent the numbness.
And don’t forget to wash your hands after squeezing those glutes with your messy mitts…
No can do, I’m not there to work out!