How much orange does he put on his weiner?
About a litre every other week
So about a googolplex of applications?!! How do they find time to golf?
YOU GET OUTTA HERE DICK CHENEY WE DON’T NEED NO MORE FOREVER WARS
I’ll make Dick Cheney look like a dove.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how wet is our boy nowadays?
Unfortunately the legal problems caused by CORRUPT and LYING democrats have decreased his wetness from 10 to 9.9
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if he loses, are you willing to be flayed raw before a crowd of baying small business owner swine?
No, as a politician my highest instinct is self-preservation.
When it comes time for you to be hanged at the end of your term, can I be the one who does the hangin’?
Only if Mr. Trump says it’s okay
Will he legally mandate IBM and/or Lenovo to make the PCjr. 2
No, but he will be outlawing Linux
thank god. wouldn’t want bill gates to go hungry. linux was evil and communist
Year of the MINIX comeback
“heart attack” when?
Whenever the CIA decides
How many babies do you kiss per day? Do you do it for your image or for personal reasons?
70% of the babies I kiss are for political reasons, the rest for personal reasons. I usually kiss about 7 per event.
Somehow, kissing 4 babies and then 0.9 of a baby is much much worse than 5 babies
what IS the deal with airline food?
It must store well, be easy to prepare and transport, and be minimally expensive to procure in bulk.
r u Q
I wish!
f u q
::: CW misogyny
Is his pussy grab really all that? What did you do? :::
His fingers are too small to make it truly dangerous
Needs a CW. Let me know if you edit it and I can restore.
::: content warning test :::
It is edited and should be good to go
Edit: it appears I’ll need help. Can someone explain the method?
hit the diamond in the bar that appears when you hit the reply icon. replace the second
spoilerwith the text you want to appear above the CW. replace everything that follows the secondspoiler(but before the line with nothing but:::on it) with whatever needs to receive the CW. e.g.:above the fold
below the fold
use the view source button if you just wanna copy what I did.
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Whats your favourite Pokemon ?
Is that a drug?
Will you sign my copy of American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic?
As a career politician, I’m used to giving handshakes, not autographs. However, I’ll give it a try.
are you sebastian gorka (please say yes)
Gorka is far too liberal for me to associate with him
you will atone for your slander against THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST
Love your work Mr. Santos - who do you think will win RuPaul’s drag race this year
