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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago

At least this is logical

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At least this is logical

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  • @[email protected]
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    206•1 year ago

    YYYY-MM-DD everything else is wrong.

    • @[email protected]
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      43•1 year ago

      For file versioning, this is the way. So when you sort your files by name, your files sort chronologically.

      • @[email protected]
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        Not only that. Processing logs with DD/MM/YYYY in many systems will result in octal base error because of the leading 0 in dates such as 07 08 09, and don’t let me talk about how some languages read the back slash / … pukes in shell

      • @[email protected]
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        22•1 year ago

        It’s also the most relevant information first. I don’t care about what day it is if I don’t know what month it’s in. If it’s an unambiguous context they can just be omitted.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    TIL that I am a member of a gang.

    The ISO 8601 gang.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    Let’s add more granularity, like hours and minutes:

    MM:HH DD/MM/YYYY

    wait…

    • @[email protected]
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      10•1 year ago

      Little-endian number formats are the only way to go in the year 4202.

  • Granbo's Holy Hotrod
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    3•1 year ago

    It’s handy when sorting our data by month and retaining the daily as well. The end.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    Meh. DD.MM.YYYY

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Meh. (D)D.(M)M.YY

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        I do DD.MM.YY

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          I don’t like the leading zeros

  • MuchPineapples
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    13•1 year ago

    Back in the 2000’s it was way more confusing. Is appointment is on 10/09/11, when the hell is that?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Best date was 11.11.11

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        There was a loud countdown to 11:11:11 o’clock, the teacher was powerless

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Wow. I can imagine.

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    42•1 year ago

    Always write largest to smallest. That way it can be sorted easily starting with the year, then month, then day.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Largest to smallest? So should I write December 02, 2024 as 2024/12/02? And then February 12, 2024 as 2024/12/02?

      /s

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Unironically yes, because it makes it easy to sort by date.

        When you sort by name, the year will get sorted first, then the month, then the day. So it’ll sort like this:

        2021-05-19
        2021-07-23
        2023–06-20

        Notice that everything is sorted chronologically. But if you do MM-DD-YYYY then you get this instead:

        05-19-2021
        06-20-2023
        07-23-2021

        Notice that the 2023 date is between the two 2021 dates. This is even worse if you do DD-MM-YYYY, because now the first number is changing constantly. It may not be a problem with only three dates, but imagine a spreadsheet with 2000+ entries, or a folder with dozens of files archived by date, to allow for potential rollbacks, versioning, etc…

        There’s a reason ISO standards for timestamps list things big to small: YYYY-MM-DD hh:mm:ss in that specific order every time.

        • @[email protected]
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          12•1 year ago

          You misread. The second part sorts 12 before Feb because 12 > 02, making both dates identical.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      We should all just write it in ISO 8601

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      What if I want to easily sort the day or month?

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      Or as computer people say, big-endian.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Computer ponies say it too

  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    I bet you write your time as ss:mm:hh you silly little guy, you small to large clown you. Break up with him babe, you can do better

  • Ricky Rigatoni
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    22•1 year ago

    D/Y/M/D/Y/M/Y/Y

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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      2/2/0/3/0/1/2/4 <- Today’s date in this obnoxious format

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        7•1 year ago

        Pure beauty.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      looks better when you remove the slashes

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Curious why you didn’t go for DYMYDYMY.

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        2•1 year ago

        2/2/0/0/4/2/1/4

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Thank you for illustrating my point. Much better.

  • @[email protected]
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    13•1 year ago

    dump him

  • @[email protected]
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    19•1 year ago

    • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈
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      5•1 year ago

      Is that Kirk?

      • BoisZoi
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        6•1 year ago

        Yep; William Shatner.

        • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈
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          8•1 year ago

          Bill Shats. Master and Commander of the Deathstar Galactica.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    21•1 year ago

    Imagine not using milliseconds since Jan 1 1970 GMT

    • Resol van Lemmy
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      2•1 year ago

      The 32-bit computers will have no idea what to do once they reach 19 January 2038. They’ll have reached their integer limit by that point.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    I write my dates in the order I say it.

    • dentoid
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      9•1 year ago

      Do you write half past eight as 30:8 too? ^^

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        The “past” is a physical direction, so it should use arrows 8 --> 30.

        In the UK it’d be ½ 8, or just 4

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Only on 01-02-2023

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

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