• leo
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    91 year ago

    If you get offended by music then may I suggest a white noise machine

  • @[email protected]
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    Green day is still considered punk? Or is that part of the joke? (Serious question)

  • cum
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    241 year ago

    Why are republicans such fragile snowflake little bitches

  • @[email protected]
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    281 year ago

    All true but Green Day hasn’t been punk since just before Dookie. If you want to hear Billy Joe Armstrong in a punk band check out Pinhead Gunpowder.

  • @[email protected]
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    Also “punk” is an excellent way to not swear! Because punk is also about punkin CHRISTIAN VALUES, you stupid motherpunkin’ punks!

    MxPx plays on a huge PA in the high school auditorium as he raises his arms over his head, fists clenched, salmon polo shirt collar rippling around his neck in the thick spring breeze somehow, even though it’s indoors

    Jesus was the first punk, you punks!

    crowd noise surges to almost painful levels, he walks off stage holding a large burning cross above his head given to him by an assistant. The crowd pulsates closer to him as he walks away, and he sticks out his tongue and gives people the finger… the ring finger.

    Frick off, you punkers! WTF!! What True Followers! LOL! Loving Our Lord! Thank you, good night!

    crowd noise recedes as they all begin clapping and praying in the distance. Cut to a car, him, driver’s seat, driving and Hawk Nelson playing in the car

    Punkin’ nailed it! Like our father to the cross! I’m so gay for that hot-abbed Jesus! Toga! Toga! Toga! I bet he had a great ding-donger on him. What a beseeching and beautiful man our savior was…

    pulls into his fraternity parking lot

  • @[email protected]
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    1801 year ago

    Maybe he’s right.

    Billie Joe has been married to the same woman for more than 30 years. That’s a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.

    Green Day also didn’t encourage people to attack the Capitol, unlike the “patriot” MAGA idiots.

    It’s a low bar, but Green Day is a lot more respectful and respectable, even by their own definitions.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      I would be curious to see if people from the “counterculture” tend to have longer relationships/be more faithful than traditionalists… I know my ex colleague who spent February 2022 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa must have cheated on his wife with dozens of women…

    • @[email protected]
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      421 year ago

      Billie Joe Armstrong: Strong advocate for monogamy and heterosexual marriage.

      Taylor Swift: Serial dater. Pegs exclusively.

      • @[email protected]
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        271 year ago

        Also Billie Joe: Openly bisexual since 1995. Love the one you’re with. That’s literally the only thing that matters.

        • @[email protected]
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          151 year ago

          Unless in a polycule… In that case I think it’s something like “do your best to make sure everyone is doing okay, feeling loved and supported and frequent check ins for consent are done.”

          It’s too socially complicated for me but if you can make it work then what turns your crank ain’t none my bizznizz…

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      That’s a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.

      Is MAGA US version of United Russia? And MAGA idol US version of Putin?

  • Queen HawlSera
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    71 year ago

    “No no no, he clarified that those who die are justified by wearing the badge… and that they were the chosen white, obviously he supports Qualified Immunity. No I’ve never heard of Sarcasm, is that a peasant thing?” - Republicans Unironically

    • TheLowestStone
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      11 year ago

      Just going to randomly slide into this 2 week old thread to mention that I appreciate your username.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        Satire is based in reality. They genuinely are pissed at green day, and politicians have walked out to RATM unironically.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          Yeah. Nazi punks have to exist for “nazi punks fuck off” to make any sense. Keeping that shit out isn’t really a once and done kind of thing, unfortunately.

  • ProxyZeus
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    221 year ago

    Its funny, reading this post outloud to a friend and his reaction was “if Green Day doesn’t support Trump’s campaign then I don’t anymore.” He was serious too. Sometimes the dumbest things can change someones mind.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      Yeah but like he could have guessed. Like I can guess right now that if I go turn on the sink and touch the water it will make my hand wet. Like I don’t know for certain but I am pretty God damn sure.

      • ProxyZeus
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        41 year ago

        As shown above he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and because he doesn’t follow politics at all it’s all word of mouth to him. His actual views aren’t inline with Trump’s