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Meanwhile, country went from 1.5/4 to 4/4
If you get offended by music then may I suggest a white noise machine
WHITE noise? Clutches pearls
Green day is still considered punk? Or is that part of the joke? (Serious question)
Why are republicans such fragile snowflake little bitches
Because we let them.
Why are lemmings so socially inept that they can’t pick up on something so obviously satire
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Yeahhh… Pretty obviously satire even without the user name.
This satire doesn’t exist in a vacuum.
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All true but Green Day hasn’t been punk since just before Dookie. If you want to hear Billy Joe Armstrong in a punk band check out Pinhead Gunpowder.
Being punk seems like such a high and a low bar all at the same time.
I think anyone who considers it a low bar at all thinks punk is about teen angst or some such.
No, it’s not that it’s about angst. More that any one can be punk in any walk of life.
Thanks for the tip
Also “punk” is an excellent way to not swear! Because punk is also about punkin CHRISTIAN VALUES, you stupid motherpunkin’ punks!
MxPx plays on a huge PA in the high school auditorium as he raises his arms over his head, fists clenched, salmon polo shirt collar rippling around his neck in the thick spring breeze somehow, even though it’s indoors
Jesus was the first punk, you punks!
crowd noise surges to almost painful levels, he walks off stage holding a large burning cross above his head given to him by an assistant. The crowd pulsates closer to him as he walks away, and he sticks out his tongue and gives people the finger… the ring finger.
Frick off, you punkers! WTF!! What True Followers! LOL! Loving Our Lord! Thank you, good night!
crowd noise recedes as they all begin clapping and praying in the distance. Cut to a car, him, driver’s seat, driving and Hawk Nelson playing in the car
Punkin’ nailed it! Like our father to the cross! I’m so gay for that hot-abbed Jesus! Toga! Toga! Toga! I bet he had a great ding-donger on him. What a beseeching and beautiful man our savior was…
pulls into his fraternity parking lot
This was fantastic! If you haven’t seen it already, I think you might enjoy Jenny Nicholson’s introduction to the Church Play Cinematic Universe: https://youtu.be/ZK4gM7RC1M0?si=pjoHwez2JKdYHWUp
This… is. I can’t tell you how happy I am right now, this is incredible. Thank you my punk in christ.
Maybe he’s right.
Billie Joe has been married to the same woman for more than 30 years. That’s a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.
Green Day also didn’t encourage people to attack the Capitol, unlike the “patriot” MAGA idiots.
It’s a low bar, but Green Day is a lot more respectful and respectable, even by their own definitions.
I would be curious to see if people from the “counterculture” tend to have longer relationships/be more faithful than traditionalists… I know my ex colleague who spent February 2022 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa must have cheated on his wife with dozens of women…
Guess he don’ wanna be an American idiot!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Strong advocate for monogamy and heterosexual marriage.
Taylor Swift: Serial dater. Pegs exclusively.
Also Billie Joe: Openly bisexual since 1995. Love the one you’re with. That’s literally the only thing that matters.
Unless in a polycule… In that case I think it’s something like “do your best to make sure everyone is doing okay, feeling loved and supported and frequent check ins for consent are done.”
It’s too socially complicated for me but if you can make it work then what turns your crank ain’t none my bizznizz…
Or, more succinctly, love the ones you’re with.
Me no understand peg?
I’m a visual learner BTW
Google that one with safe search off when nobody else is around.
But what’s the link with Taylor swift?
That’s a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.
Is MAGA US version of United Russia? And MAGA idol US version of Putin?
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“No no no, he clarified that those who die are justified by wearing the badge… and that they were the chosen white, obviously he supports Qualified Immunity. No I’ve never heard of Sarcasm, is that a peasant thing?” - Republicans Unironically
MAGA trying to COOP punk pisses me off.
Just going to randomly slide into this 2 week old thread to mention that I appreciate your username.
It’s satire. Look at the account name.
Satire is based in reality. They genuinely are pissed at green day, and politicians have walked out to RATM unironically.
Yeah. Nazi punks have to exist for “nazi punks fuck off” to make any sense. Keeping that shit out isn’t really a once and done kind of thing, unfortunately.
Its funny, reading this post outloud to a friend and his reaction was “if Green Day doesn’t support Trump’s campaign then I don’t anymore.” He was serious too. Sometimes the dumbest things can change someones mind.
Yeah but like he could have guessed. Like I can guess right now that if I go turn on the sink and touch the water it will make my hand wet. Like I don’t know for certain but I am pretty God damn sure.
As shown above he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and because he doesn’t follow politics at all it’s all word of mouth to him. His actual views aren’t inline with Trump’s
Are you fucking KIDDING ME?
Oh, yeah you’re fucking kidding me.
Ok, carry on, then.I’m a Patron of this low quality genius.
