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If you get offended by music then may I suggest a white noise machine
WHITE noise? Clutches pearls
Sure, everybody knows that.
Punk is a religious cult Punk ain't thinking for yourself You ain't hardcore if you spike your hair! Let a jock still live inside you head!- the Living Reagans.
He had me in the first half. I’m not gonna lie.
This has to be a joke.
Low quality facts only posts the highest quality facts
From “Low Quality Facts”, it’s probably a joke. If not, they need to explain what Anarchy in the UK meant to 1970s Britain. Or show what they mean in the following 2 decades of punk.
It doesn’t have to be but it is.
Well that’s nice of it
What gave it away?
Jokes? From user Low Quality Facts? Never!
It’s so blatantly satire that the humor is missing.
kekw
Maybe he’s right.
Billie Joe has been married to the same woman for more than 30 years. That’s a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.
Green Day also didn’t encourage people to attack the Capitol, unlike the “patriot” MAGA idiots.
It’s a low bar, but Green Day is a lot more respectful and respectable, even by their own definitions.
I would be curious to see if people from the “counterculture” tend to have longer relationships/be more faithful than traditionalists… I know my ex colleague who spent February 2022 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa must have cheated on his wife with dozens of women…
That’s a lot more family value than the MAGA idol ever managed in any of his several marriages.
Is MAGA US version of United Russia? And MAGA idol US version of Putin?
Billie Joe Armstrong: Strong advocate for monogamy and heterosexual marriage.
Taylor Swift: Serial dater. Pegs exclusively.
Me no understand peg?
I’m a visual learner BTW
Google that one with safe search off when nobody else is around.
But what’s the link with Taylor swift?
Also Billie Joe: Openly bisexual since 1995. Love the one you’re with. That’s literally the only thing that matters.
Unless in a polycule… In that case I think it’s something like “do your best to make sure everyone is doing okay, feeling loved and supported and frequent check ins for consent are done.”
It’s too socially complicated for me but if you can make it work then what turns your crank ain’t none my bizznizz…
Or, more succinctly, love the ones you’re with.
Guess he don’ wanna be an American idiot!
All true but Green Day hasn’t been punk since just before Dookie. If you want to hear Billy Joe Armstrong in a punk band check out Pinhead Gunpowder.
Thanks for the tip
Being punk seems like such a high and a low bar all at the same time.
I think anyone who considers it a low bar at all thinks punk is about teen angst or some such.
No, it’s not that it’s about angst. More that any one can be punk in any walk of life.
I’m a Patron of this low quality genius.
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Why are republicans such fragile snowflake little bitches
Because we let them.
Why are lemmings so socially inept that they can’t pick up on something so obviously satire
This satire doesn’t exist in a vacuum.
Yeahhh… Pretty obviously satire even without the user name.
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“No no no, he clarified that those who die are justified by wearing the badge… and that they were the chosen white, obviously he supports Qualified Immunity. No I’ve never heard of Sarcasm, is that a peasant thing?” - Republicans Unironically
MAGA trying to COOP punk pisses me off.
It’s satire. Look at the account name.
Satire is based in reality. They genuinely are pissed at green day, and politicians have walked out to RATM unironically.
Yeah. Nazi punks have to exist for “nazi punks fuck off” to make any sense. Keeping that shit out isn’t really a once and done kind of thing, unfortunately.
Just going to randomly slide into this 2 week old thread to mention that I appreciate your username.
this is a parody account right…
right?
I follow them on Mastodon. They’re my favorite source of the lowest quality facts on the internet, behind fox news.
No, they’re quite serious about providing statements of dubious factuality.
Brother, if you gotta ask that question you might want to take a good hard look at your own social media literacy. This is one of the most obvious pieces of satire I’ve ever seen. It has all the subtlety of a kick in the balls.
Who would say they want to uphold the patriarchy? That part would be covered by the “traditional family values” if they really supported the idea and they’d deny that there is a patriarchy (but only if asked about it, they wouldn’t bring it up unless it was a troll, and in that case I don’t think they’d start with a real complaint).
Who would say they want to uphold the patriarchy?
I wish I could be that naive. Come visit red city USA, some people say the most interesting things. And when you meet women who expect it… yeah. It is a thing.
Though in that case, wouldn’t it be a troll? Like I assume that those who do talk about it in a positive way are doing it specifically to piss off feminists. Or women who want to “virtue signal” to men.
It just seems like such a weird way to approach that in a positive sense.
2 of my sisters in law dude… TWO OF THEM
Yeah. It’s called low quality facts.
Poe’s Law got me here…
I wholeheartedly support BJA and Green Day for the message of what they did, but holy shit I can’t stand to listen to their music. I hate that I have to now make a whole “I swear I’m not MAGA” preface to my inability to tolerate them.
The American Idiot album is good and the anti-Bush aspect feels less political these days because everyone hates Bush now.
Maybe I’m a suckered for a rock opera though. I never got into their actual punk early stuff.
Hunh. Their early stuff was “punk”? Interesting.
Nah, it’s a tiny bit of extra effort. Fuck Green Day, but Fuck Fucking Trump. It’s that extra bit that we’ve had to add on recently, like Fuck Hamas, but Fuck me, Fuck the fucking IDF.
