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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 1 year ago

I'll just be over here setting a new record

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I'll just be over here setting a new record

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    46•1 year ago

    FINE, I’LL DO IT.

    But not because you told me to.

    • GladiusB
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      3•1 year ago

      I will, just because you did!

  • @[email protected]
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    57•1 year ago

    Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    15•1 year ago

    That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

  • @[email protected]
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    36•1 year ago

    Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      what else would you say?

      • @[email protected]
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        10•1 year ago

        Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

          He ejaculated

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        deleted by creator

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Diary is a day’s musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    They’ve got you pegged.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    If it’s an entire day I would say it’s gooning day

    • @[email protected]
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      English
      3•1 year ago

      It’s a month

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        It’s madness

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Oh true! USA notation

        • @[email protected]
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          English
          1•1 year ago

          you can see the 1 under the Fri, it’s sensible notation

  • @[email protected]
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    11•1 year ago

    That’s a long one

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      I call those Saturdays

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Sigh… *unzips*

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    Not that you don’t deserve the time off - you do. But they ain’t wrong are they.

  • asudox
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    4•1 year ago

    You’ve heard it guys, time for us to jack off.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Seems like a sticky situation

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

    Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

    • Darth_Mew
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      6•1 year ago

      what about diarrheas

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    Every day for a full month!?!?!?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Found the american

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Duty calls

  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 year ago

    They absolutely knew what they were doing.

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    1•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

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