ik hoop dat. eek ook.
tw*tter is having a lot of fun with Dutch recently
Warning: monkey peepee
Even Disco Elysium couldn’t restrain itself from making fun of the Dutch
Wait till you learn about Afrikaans…
It’s Dutch, but worse.
There’s a brief moment, whenever I hear people speak dutch, where i fear i am suffering from a stroke and I’ve suddenly lost the ability to understand my own language.
My Dutch friend calls it “drunk German”
My Dutch friend once mocked my language for having a lot of throat sounds and glottal stops. I had to remind him that he speaks Dutch.
Me, visiting Newcastle
I don’t trust that Hitler dood
fyi this is afrikaans
The Anglos call’d, they’re callin’ your language a broken dialect…
A fate worse than death truly…
Neuken in de keuken.
we know. we’ve given up and just started using english words instead. maar het is iig geen frans
Dutch sounds like someone doing a bad impersonation of German
German baby talk.
If you spend some time in Germany and then cross the border, it sounds like everyone is doing baby talk.
Deeply unserious
as a communist I support this message
It gets even more ridiculous when you consider they used to speak such a funny language while wearing neck ruffles and other 17th century clothing. And that was considered their golden age.
last time this got posted a bunch of steamin mad dutch came in here like “yoor leenqwij ist not sao multch baeder, dis ist ackchuallee broblebaatick”