Just wait until you’ve heard about the war crime that is Ohio Valley-style pizza

  • @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    https://www.foodnetwork.com/restaurants/photos/best-pizza-styles-in-the-country

    In Steubenville, Ohio, and other Ohio River towns, local pizzerias dole out square pies covered with piles of cold — uncooked — grated cheese. Known as Ohio Valley-style pizza, these crisp-crust pies come out of the oven with just a coating of tomato sauce and are then covered with fresh cheese and often pepperoni. Each bite is warm, cool and crunchy all at once.

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    1 year ago

    The only places I’ve heard of that have the balls to speak their names in proximity to NYC and Chicago are Detroit and New Haven, CT.

    Detroit Pizza is fucking great, especially with extra sauce and I haven’t had New Haven pizza but have been told it’s too big of a range to say that it’s all good pizza.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      Why’s everyone snubbing St. Louis?

      Also, what’s New Haven pizza supposed to be? Hot honey? Fuck off with that shit

      • @[email protected]
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        111 year ago

        New Haven is generally thin crispy crust cooked in a coal oven and a bit charred on top. Basically a NYC pie cooked in a hotter oven. They might do the sauce a bit different, IDK.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Essentially it’s coal fired at very high temperatures so the crust has a distinct consistency.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      Frank Pepe’s (located in New Haven, CT) is easily the best pizza. I haven’t had a slice in New York that can beat it.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          Nothing, it’s mediocre af.

          I’ve had dollar slices in the Bronx that beat Frank Pepe’s in quality.

          • Zoolander
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            61 year ago

            That doesn’t tell me anything about why it’s good or bad pizza.

            • @[email protected]
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              31 year ago

              It’s floppy, dry (like not enough sauce), and the crust is too thick. I’d rate the sauce itself, but there wasn’t enough on my pizza to give it a proper rating.

        • Plum
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          21 year ago

          Fuck Frank. Go to Zuppardis instead.

          • Zoolander
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            41 year ago

            Why? You neither made a case against Frank’s nor for Zuppardis. Based on your reply, I don’t think I want to touch any place you might go to.

            • Plum
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              1 year ago

              Frank Pepe and Sally’s have the same general dry floury carbonized crust which some people will fight to the death over. I prefer an olive oil crust, without the black charred air pockets. It’s all preference.

    • tiredofsametab
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      41 year ago

      I’ve been to Italy. Still really love Detroit style pizza. When I was in Italy (late '90s), none of us realized that pepperoni was an English name that didn’t exist in Italy. We got a pizza with a bunch of kinds of peppers on it at this place in Rome. Was still great, though.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      Italian pizza is basically an entirely different dish at this point. It happens. American pizza isn’t somehow less valid for having drastically changed from the original thing. It was, after all, brought here by Italian immigrants.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        There’s lots of different regional Italian pizzas. Americans only seem to know the Naples style though for some reason.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        The wild thing is, what’s often thought of as Italian pizza isn’t even really older than American pizza.
        It’s generally regarded as being created around 1890, and the first American pizza parlor opened in 1905.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      Maybe I’ve been to the wrong Italy, but tried pizza in Milan and on Rome and both were very underwhelming.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          Not one place, I remember this one place specifically.

          But yes, I’m aware my sample size is small. So what. As a tourist you have a subjective view of what you experience in a country, unless you’re one of the people glued to Google Maps reviews and waiting in lines to Michelin restaurants.

      • Dr. Bob
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        11 year ago

        We’re you eating at the airport McDonald’s? Italians do not mess around with food and will fuck places up if they’re serving shit. As a friend of mine said (who lived there for 8 years) you get better sandwiches at Italian truckstops than you do at specialty delis in North America.

        • @[email protected]
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          Nah I can speak from experience that both the best and worst pizza I’ve ever had were had within the very same visit to Rome. Probably within 24 hours of each other.

          Once in an almost touristy area - not the spots with the most traffic, mind you, but where you transferred from suburban rail to bus to get to those spots, so still in the city. Hot garbage. The worst pizza I’ve had in my life. It was soggy, thin, and mass-produced, who knows how long it had been sitting out, served in an atmosphere I can only describe as mall cafeteria but smaller and contained in one storefront.

          Best pizza was this little take-out spot in a beach district called Ostia, on the other end of that same rail line, which I stumbled upon by chance because I forgot to bring a swimsuit for the beach and it was across from the calzedonia I happened to stop at. I took it to eat with my friend who was sitting outside a nearby cafe. It was hot, crispy, with fresh tomato sauce and soft bread. I probably won’t find anything that measures up to it for a while tbh.

          The closest since then is maybe a small local place down the road from me here in Michigan, but I’m also someone that can appreciate american pizza for what it is. It’s not trying to be italian and that’s okay lol.

          I had other pizza in Rome too but honestly most of the food I had there, save that one slice from the mom and pop shop in Ostia, really wasn’t anything to write home about.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          I remember the one in Rome, it was somewhere in a residential area, not Colloseum etc, and there was a small line of people waiting. Very likely it was a bad place or some strange style of pizza that did not hit my plebean tastebuds. Or anyone else’s in our little group.

          • Dr. Bob
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            11 year ago

            Interesting. I’m kind of interested now…

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      It’s almost like recipes evolve, and a dish created before tomatoes were brought to Europe might have different variants.

      • @[email protected]
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        121 year ago

        Yeah I know, it’s just amusing that Twitter OP could envision the concept of different types of American pizza but still ignored all of Italy

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Lol, I love all pizza, even shit pizza. Nothing like a 3am grease slab from the kebabbery which would make an Italian spit at you!

        • @[email protected]
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          1 year ago

          Nothing like a 3am grease slab from the kebabbery

          No kebab shop ever sells anything on the level of Detroit or other unique styles of pizza in the US. I guarantee it.

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    On the other hand, if you’ve eaten Altoona style pizza and lived then you no longer take living for granted.

    • @[email protected]
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      401 year ago

      Detroit Pizza is my favorite pizza style. I love a good New York pizza but the toasty favors and tang of detroit style are my favorite by far. I got the special pan to make it, and Charlie Anderson on YouTube has a fantastic recipe.

    • @[email protected]
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      251 year ago

      Detroit pizza is pretty good. It’s more or less a hybrid between Chicago and New York that matches the geographic location, same with Buffalo.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        I am sure it’s true, but the wiki description sounds gross to me. A crispy and chewy crust does not sound appealing.

        Geez everyone be gentle, I’m entitled to my opinions about pizza

          • @[email protected]
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            1 year ago

            hmmmm fair point. As a first thought I don’t think I would have described it as crunchy and chewy, but thinking about it, I am not sure what else you would call that.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            Damn, focaccia pizza sounds dangerously good. Like I’d worf down a whole thing and immediately succumb to lethal levels of olive oil and cheese.

        • @[email protected]
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          71 year ago

          It’s mid-deep dish, so crispy on the bottom/sides and a little chewy in the middle.

          I’m a New Yorker so I also have a preference for pizza that is foldable, but the bottom is crispy enough that it cracks when you fold it, but Detroit pizza is good. They use cupping pepperoni, like Buffalo, which I think is superior to the pepperoni we use broadly in NYC.

        • @[email protected]
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          181 year ago

          I mean it’s very crispy around the edges and it’s got a nice focaccia like texture in the middle. Honestly it’s great. I mean, it’s not life altering or anything, but as regional pizza goes it’s one of the better ones.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 year ago

          I feel like chewy is the wrong word.
          As two extremes, picture wonderbread and a thick sourdough. Wonderbread smushes, and tears effortlessly. The sourdough bounces back and takes effort to tear.

          If wonderbread is a 1 and sourdough is a 10, most pizza is a 4 or 5. Detroit style would be a 5 or 6.
          It’s mostly because it’s a bit thicker in the dough department, and the pan it’s cooked in is greased so the dough is a bit more crisp than the crunch of another pizza crust.

          You would not say that it’s “gummy”, just a little thicker and a slightly closer texture.

          Depending on where you are, jets pizza is a good representative. Domino’s and little Caesars both have a low grade offering in their deep dish or pan pizzas, as they’re both Detroit or Detroit adjacent.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 year ago

          You sure are entitled to your opinion. But we’re also entitled to make fun of your dumb opinion

        • Bonehead
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          211 year ago

          A crispy and chewy crust does not sound appealing.

          Speak for yourself. That sounds delicious.

            • Bonehead
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              51 year ago

              Dude, seriously, don’t take it too hard. Lemmy is a harsh place where downvotes are given out freely and abundantly. Kbin doesn’t downvote nearly as hard, and downvotes don’t get imported from Lemmy instances. You have a +6 from my point of view.

              Just roll with it, and don’t let the haters get you down.

              • @[email protected]
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                11 year ago

                I don’t care about downvotes, but your comment explicitly says speak for yourself… hence my reply

        • Zoolander
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          31 year ago

          They’re not used drip pans, buddy. They were brand new pans made by the UAW because that pizza was thicc.

    • themeatbridge
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      1 year ago

      Mmm tell me more about how this pizza is contaminated with motor oil and antifreeze. That’s really making my mouth water.

      Edit: Your downvotes have convinced me that thinking of an oil drip pan while eating pizza is appetizing. Detroit, I’m sure your pizza is as good as your football team.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      I love Detroit style, especially from Jet’s pizza, so when I last went to Detroit I thought I’d try the original Detroit style from Buddy’s Pizza. It was pretty disappointing, so I guess, copycats do improve it sometimes.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Jets is probably one of the best widespread chains out there. If you’re in the area though, Green Lantern in Royal Oak absolutely slaps and is hands-down the best pizza I’ve ever had in my life. Don’t mistake it for the one in Madison, since they only have a “tavern” style.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        My take was that buddy’s was a let down compared to the hype, but otherwise perfectly fine. They also charged for what the hype led me to expect.

        Jets on the other hand gives you just as traditional Detroit style, but the quality advertised, expected, delivered and paid for is entirely uniform.

        Buddy’s wants to be “nice” in a way that’s above what you can actually get out of a pizza place without being a “restaurant that can also make pizza”.

  • tiredofsametab
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    111 year ago

    Ohio Valley pizza is not what I thought it was. I grew up in Ohio and the only time I ate something that even reminds me of that was actually in Florence, Italy, oddly.

    I grew up on Central Ohio tiny-pepperoni’d, square-cut pizzas.

    Today, Detroit is probably my fave, followed by what is more-or-less a tie between NY and Chicago Deep Dish depending upon my mood. Ohio pizza still holds a place in my heart, but it’s definitely not in the top 3.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 year ago

      Isn’t Ohio style the really thin, almost cracker-like crust with edge to edge toppings? Similar to like a tavern-style pizza, or like a Chicago thin crust style?

      • tiredofsametab
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        71 year ago

        Ohio apparently has multiple styles, but yeah, that’s the one I know. Tiny pepperonis is also quite common (crispy little cups of grease).

  • Shalakushka
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    571 year ago

    This person must be from Chicago if they are describing their tomato casserole as a pizza. If Chicago can have their pizza crime, let others do as they please and get off your high horse.

    Let’s not even get into how overrated New York pizza is.

        • NoIWontPickaName
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          31 year ago

          No it’s not.

          I have had pizza all over the us and Chicago thin crust is different than just a regular hand tossed

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          Chicago people can never believe that anything they have could possibly exist anywhere else, or, even worse, have pre-existed the Chicago version, which is usually exactly the same or slightly worse.

          You can observe this in the wild; just start doing literally anything with a person from Chicago and at some point they will stop and mention “this is nice, but in Chicago we have…” and then go on to describe the same thing.

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    All pizza is pizza, I grow tired of this attack on regions. Find the beauty in the different.

  • JJROKCZ
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    81 year ago

    Excuse you, St Louis style is great. You really need to try ultra thin crust and provel cheese

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      Done wrong, it’s hot glue on cardboard. But I love a flaky, crispy crust when done right.