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Track_Shovel to Lemmy [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Double Barrel

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Double Barrel

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  • originalucifer
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    87•1 year ago

    im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•1 year ago

      Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

      • originalucifer
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        26•1 year ago

        i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

        or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•1 year ago

          Mustard and coleslaw.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•1 year ago

          ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

          • @[email protected]
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            6•1 year ago

            Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

            • @[email protected]
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              1•1 year ago

              You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

      • Darth_Mew
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        2•1 year ago

        that’s the magic beans one with the giant

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that

    • idunnololz
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      2•1 year ago

      Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

    • TeoTwawki
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      1 year ago

      You monster.

      You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

      (Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)

    • ivanafterall
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      61•1 year ago

      You yanged OP’s yin.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

      You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

    • Pyro
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      19•1 year ago

      So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Anne’s Dairy Cream in Maryland will sell you a foot long double dog. They make their own bread, place is absolutely amazing.

    • Oh and just to be clear, The dogs are amazing, The cheesesteak is really good for Maryland, but the place itself is actually a little dive. I think there are seven seats inside all at the counter. I just want to set expectations in case anyone goes out of their way to visit.
    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      And the default of chili, mustard, and onions is pretty un-fuck-with-able. If I wind up going to get my hair cut tomorrow, I could go for a couple double dogs on my way out.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Burn in hell you heathen. The answer is a Kielbasa, not two skinny American dogs

  • @[email protected]
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    19•1 year ago

    Is a hot dog is a taco?

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

      • @[email protected]
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        20•1 year ago

        `!

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

      • Davel23
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        4•1 year ago

        Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

      • cowfodder
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        9•1 year ago

        Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

        • synae[he/him]
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          3•1 year ago

          Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•1 year ago

            If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        ? a tortilla is also folded.

    • @[email protected]
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      19•1 year ago

      Yes. And cereal is a stew.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      4•1 year ago

      hotdoaco?

      hotacog?

      dotaho?

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    In case anyone from the UK needed another reason to prostrate themselves before the altar of Scandinavian interior design and foodstuffs this weekend, IKEA UK now sells the double hotdog at the exit bistro.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    If you’re an adult, you can.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      proceeds to get sued for patent violation

      Gotta love the free market!

  • Flying SquidM
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    3•1 year ago

    But is a hot dog a sandwich?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.

      Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
      https://youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck

      • Flying SquidM
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        3•1 year ago

        I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…

      • @[email protected]B
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        2•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • @[email protected]B
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      2•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      But is a hot dog a sandwich?

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      9•1 year ago

      It’s a taco. Next question

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?

        • Coriza
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          1•1 year ago

          There is no line.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

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    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Learned how from his mom

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    1•1 year ago

    You could probably get relatively close to this by using some baguette for your bun

    It’d come out more like a double dog sub, but hey, you’d get the two hotdogs in there!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      I double dog dare ya.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    I use biscuit dough so I have freedom to choose how much hotdog I want

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    La dobleglizzy

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    OP clearly never saw the cinema masterpiece “Blades of Glory”

  • @[email protected]
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    5•1 year ago

    The original thread if anyone is interested.

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