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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Double Barrel

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Double Barrel

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  • @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    10•2 years ago

    It’s referred to as double doggin’.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      16•2 years ago

      Yer mom loves double doggin ;)

      • Darth_Mew
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        1•2 years ago

        woof indeed

  • @Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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    18•2 years ago

    Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

    Putting one on top of another is fine though.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!

    • @MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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      1•2 years ago

      Disagree, I love condiments.

      • @Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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        1•2 years ago

        They really lessen the pleasure for me and when they break it’s a nightmare.

    • @Godnroc@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.

      • @Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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        5•2 years ago

        Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

        • @paholg@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          I hate to break it to you, but hot dogs and tacos are the same.

          https://cuberule.com/

          • @Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone
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            1•2 years ago

            Ok I can see that. However according to the holiest principles, Mexican food is above all others and floats on a cloud of cloudy floatiness with other foods below it.

            Source: I like Mexican food.

  • Flying SquidM
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    3•2 years ago

    But is a hot dog a sandwich?

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      2•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      But is a hot dog a sandwich?

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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    • Track_ShovelOP
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      9•2 years ago

      It’s a taco. Next question

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?

        • Coriza
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          1•2 years ago

          There is no line.

    • @mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•2 years ago

      Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.

      Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
      https://youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        2•2 years ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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      • Flying SquidM
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        3•2 years ago

        I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…

  • @gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de
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    1•2 years ago

    Real pros put the sauce before the meat. This way, more sauce can go in.

  • @Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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    19•2 years ago

    Is a hot dog is a taco?

    • @PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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      19•2 years ago

      Yes. And cereal is a stew.

      • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        9•2 years ago

        Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

        • @IronKrill@lemmy.ca
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          1•2 years ago

          You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

          • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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            1•2 years ago

            What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

        • @IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

      • @Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

        • @PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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          1•2 years ago

          I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

    • @Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

      • @Sagifurius@lemm.ee
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        1•2 years ago

        ? a tortilla is also folded.

      • Davel23
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        4•2 years ago

        Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

      • cowfodder
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        9•2 years ago

        Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

        • synae[he/him]
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          3•2 years ago

          Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

          • @grue@lemmy.world
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            4•2 years ago

            If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

      • @Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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        20•2 years ago

        `!

        • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

        • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      4•2 years ago

      hotdoaco?

      hotacog?

      dotaho?

  • @comrade19@lemmy.world
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    25•2 years ago

    Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

  • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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    18•2 years ago

    I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      ^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

      • @Alteon@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

    • @GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        1•2 years ago

        Okay but then they’re squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

  • @PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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    2•2 years ago

    How are you gonna bake it?

  • @beckerist@lemmy.world
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    49•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • peopleproblems
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      9•2 years ago

      Local hotdog shop?

      I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

      I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

      • @beckerist@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

    • @CosmoNova@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

    • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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      22•2 years ago

      Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

      • HotDogFingies
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        12•2 years ago

        Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn’t poor.

        • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          8•2 years ago

          God damn, homie can’t afford 2 hotdogs

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            7•2 years ago

            Yo momma so poor, I seen her walking down the street with a bun with no hot dog in it. I said: did you lose a hot dog? She said: no, I found a bun.

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    Mmmm… With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn’t want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn’t make you break out in a sweat then you’re not doing it properly!

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      Might not be optimal for someone who doesn’t like sausages

    • @Alteon@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I’m going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay…

      • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol

  • originalucifer
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    87•2 years ago

    im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      13•2 years ago

      Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

      • originalucifer
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        26•2 years ago

        i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

        or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

        • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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          14•2 years ago

          ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

          • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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            6•2 years ago

            Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

            • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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              1•2 years ago

              You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

        • @Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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          6•2 years ago

          Mustard and coleslaw.

    • idunnololz
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      2•2 years ago

      Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

    • ivanafterall
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      61•2 years ago

      You yanged OP’s yin.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 years ago

      Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

      You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

    • Pyro
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      19•2 years ago

      So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

    • TeoTwawki
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      2 years ago

      You monster.

      You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

      (Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

      • Darth_Mew
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        2•2 years ago

        that’s the magic beans one with the giant

        • @0ops@lemm.ee
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          Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that

  • @Nutteman@lemmy.world
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    If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

    • @Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I prob won’t be

      What is a slut dog

      • @IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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        12•2 years ago

        Your wife, and don’t call me dog.

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          I’m not your dog, fam.

          • @IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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            1•2 years ago

            Whatever not your dog, but don’t call me fam.

            • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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              I’m not your fam, bruh.

      • @Nutteman@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun

        • @Furbag@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Two’o’dem dang ol’ hawtdawgs, man I tell’ya hwat.

    • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      8•2 years ago

      Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place

    • @beckerist@lemmy.world
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      41•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @bmsok@lemmy.world
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        12•2 years ago

        … you’ve never doubled down before?

  • @utopianfiat@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    La dobleglizzy

  • @Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5•2 years ago

    The original thread if anyone is interested.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    2•2 years ago

    I already do this with brats and those big poppy seed (or something) buns.

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