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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Doing the important work

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Doing the important work

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?

    Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.

    • Herbal Gamer
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      2•1 year ago

      burrito jockeys

      Why does that sound like you mean a banana hammock

  • @Neil@lemmy.ml
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    13•1 year ago

    If your burrito doesn’t stay closed, the person making your burrito had no idea what the hell they were doing. This is a Chipotle problem.

    • @tpyo@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Yeah

      I haven’t been there in a few years but I stopped in recently and I was a bit dumbfounded when they guy burritoing up my food made it as spherical as possible

      • @SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Lol I reroll mine sometimes.

  • @Dabundis@lemmy.world
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    38•1 year ago

    Pan-sear your burritos shut.

    • @w2tpmf@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Now you have a chimmichanga.

    • @Chestnut@lemmy.world
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      25•1 year ago

      • @Dabundis@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        He will help c:

    • @UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      If you are still having a hard time, a thin layer of cheese to form a crust seal never fails

      • @TIMMAY@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

      • @Chestnut@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Cheese in the seam or cheese in pan and burrito on top?

        • @Tinks@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Depends on the type of burrito and ingredients. For breakfast burritos I put cream cheese in them, and then smear a bit on the inside seam and it works well to glue it shut. For a texmex style burrito you could use a bit of refried beans, or sour cream. If you’re wearing your burrito you can just sprinkle a bit of shredded cheese of any kind in the seam and when the cheese melts it’ll hold it closed.

          • @5too@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            If I’m wearing the burrito, I’ll usually just hold it shut!

        • @MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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          7•1 year ago

          Both, both is good.

          • VindictiveJudge
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            3•1 year ago

            I am lactose intolerant and I approve this message.

  • @Abnorc@lemm.ee
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    4•1 year ago

    The amount of people criticizing this is kind of crazy.

    Even though this isn’t needed for wrapping burritos, it probably could be used somewhere. It’s a neat idea. I wonder how the edible tape is to eat though. Somehow the sticky nature seems like it’d be off-putting.

    • Tlaloc_Temporal
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      1•1 year ago

      If it’s bakeable, it’d be great for patching up my terrible pizone sealing!

    • @beefcat@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about lemmy it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about

      • funkajunk
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        9•1 year ago

        If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about lemmy the internet it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about

        FTFY

        • @JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Lemmy haters probably be like:

          Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • @general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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    17•1 year ago
    1. have good technique
    2. really big tortillas
    3. you can wrap it in foil
    • Coskii
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      2•1 year ago
      1. If tortilla still isn’t large enough, make larger.
      • @hglman@lemmy.ml
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        2•1 year ago

        Or have 2 burritos.

  • @TylerDurdenJunior@lemmy.ml
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    8•1 year ago

    I thought it said “invisible” tape, and I thought that was the dumbest idea ever.

  • @IzzyScissor@lemmy.world
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    25•1 year ago

    “Edible” does not mean “good”.

    • @NateNate60@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      The sticker on most fruits sold in American grocery stores that contains a bar code is nominally edible.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        I buy fruit just for the stickers. I eat the stickers and throw the fruit away. I do it on TikTok for views. I’m edgy like that.

        /s those were all lies that I just made up in my head. But I’m sure it’s possible someone would do that.

      • Iapar
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        14•1 year ago

        My ass is nominally edible.

        • @Risk@feddit.uk
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          8•1 year ago

          How you doin’?

          • NoIWontPickaName
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            6•1 year ago

            You need a friend named reward.

            You could be like a crime fighting duo

            • @binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              2•1 year ago

              Until the inevitable betrayal…

          • Iapar
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            2•1 year ago

            Doin’ fine, what about yourself?

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Famous last words.

      • @misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        Om nom nominally

  • cum
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    12•1 year ago

    That looks like disgusting mold

  • FQQD!
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    2•1 year ago

    The burrito bone’s better.

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      The burrito bone’s better.

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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  • @RedAggroBest@lemmy.world
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    64•1 year ago

    When someone says their burritos won’t stay shut I immediately know that they don’t know what they’re doing.

    • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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      15•1 year ago

      I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.

      • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        This is the burrito picking lawyer and what I have for you today is delicious!

      • @PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee
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        5•1 year ago

        I’ve picked like 10 locks since Christmas. Lpl and McNally have created a menace.

  • candyman337
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    3•1 year ago

    … just seal it with an oil and heat

  • @pigup@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    Corporate food has created unholy tasteless dry abominations called “tortillas”. They have convinced Americans that this is what tortillas are. They have played us for absolute fools.

    Real tortillas are freshly made wet dough immediately squished and cooked before forming burrito. They are delicious and sticky enough to hold on their own. It’s perfect but not mass producible.

    • @Gnorv@feddit.de
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      2•1 year ago

      How do I find this

      • @misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Pigup will probably cringe at this answer, but I found uncooked tortillas at the grocery store before. Definitely better than mission tortillas.

      • @pigup@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Make yourself, blow your mind wide open: https://youtube.com/shorts/uJgYDaFl6jo

        • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          1•1 year ago

          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://piped.video/shorts/uJgYDaFl6jo

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          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • Maxnmy's
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    4•1 year ago

    This goes against the spirit of burrito eating. The mess is part of the fun.

  • @dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    31•1 year ago

    Wouldn’t your hand work really well to keep the burrito closed while you’re eating it?

    • @explodicle@local106.com
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      7•1 year ago

      But that’s like a two-hand job now, and I’ve got this drink.

      • @Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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        13•1 year ago

        Two hand jobs and a drink? Sounds like you don’t mind making a mess.

        • @explodicle@local106.com
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          1•1 year ago

          Well, I can do it one-handed for like a minute while I’m staying hydrated. Cleanup afterwards is a given anyways.

  • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    165•1 year ago

    Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      48•1 year ago

      So, skill issue?

      • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        17•1 year ago

        100%. I’ve never had this happen to me. It’s not even really that hard to get the hang of wrapping a burrito.

        • @Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca
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          10•1 year ago

          Wrapping no but it is hard to get the amount of innards right. I’m just too excited to eat all those good guts. But then I have a burrito bowl, oh well.

      • kreekybonez
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        6•1 year ago

        iD-10-T error

      • @misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Microwave or pan fry the tortilla until soft and malleable.

    • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]
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      19•1 year ago

      are you gatekeeping burritos 😳

      • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        22•1 year ago

        YES

      • @wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net
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        8•1 year ago

        If it unwraps when you aren’t holding it, is it really a burrito?

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          No. It’s a failure that shames your entire bloodline.

          • @wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net
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            4•1 year ago

            You are very right my edible friend.

            • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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              I happen to be fat so…yes.

    • @moistclump@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      suckface food noob

      That is a Shakespearian level insult.

      • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        I am quite eloquent.

        • @misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 year ago

          Very

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