Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?
Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.
burrito jockeys
Why does that sound like you mean a banana hammock
If your burrito doesn’t stay closed, the person making your burrito had no idea what the hell they were doing. This is a Chipotle problem.
Yeah
I haven’t been there in a few years but I stopped in recently and I was a bit dumbfounded when they guy burritoing up my food made it as spherical as possible
Lol I reroll mine sometimes.
Pan-sear your burritos shut.
Now you have a chimmichanga.
He will help c:
If you are still having a hard time, a thin layer of cheese to form a crust seal never fails
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Cheese in the seam or cheese in pan and burrito on top?
Depends on the type of burrito and ingredients. For breakfast burritos I put cream cheese in them, and then smear a bit on the inside seam and it works well to glue it shut. For a texmex style burrito you could use a bit of refried beans, or sour cream. If you’re wearing your burrito you can just sprinkle a bit of shredded cheese of any kind in the seam and when the cheese melts it’ll hold it closed.
If I’m wearing the burrito, I’ll usually just hold it shut!
Both, both is good.
I am lactose intolerant and I approve this message.
The amount of people criticizing this is kind of crazy.
Even though this isn’t needed for wrapping burritos, it probably could be used somewhere. It’s a neat idea. I wonder how the edible tape is to eat though. Somehow the sticky nature seems like it’d be off-putting.
If it’s bakeable, it’d be great for patching up my terrible pizone sealing!
If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about lemmy it’s that people here really like finding things to complain about
If there’s one thing i’ve noticed about
lemmythe internet it’s that people here really like finding things to complain aboutFTFY
Lemmy haters probably be like:
- have good technique
- really big tortillas
- you can wrap it in foil
- If tortilla still isn’t large enough, make larger.
Or have 2 burritos.
I thought it said “invisible” tape, and I thought that was the dumbest idea ever.
“Edible” does not mean “good”.
The sticker on most fruits sold in American grocery stores that contains a bar code is nominally edible.
I buy fruit just for the stickers. I eat the stickers and throw the fruit away. I do it on TikTok for views. I’m edgy like that.
/s those were all lies that I just made up in my head. But I’m sure it’s possible someone would do that.
My ass is nominally edible.
How you doin’?
You need a friend named reward.
You could be like a crime fighting duo
Until the inevitable betrayal…
Doin’ fine, what about yourself?
Famous last words.
Om nom nominally
That looks like disgusting mold
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When someone says their burritos won’t stay shut I immediately know that they don’t know what they’re doing.
I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.
This is the burrito picking lawyer and what I have for you today is delicious!
I’ve picked like 10 locks since Christmas. Lpl and McNally have created a menace.
… just seal it with an oil and heat
Corporate food has created unholy tasteless dry abominations called “tortillas”. They have convinced Americans that this is what tortillas are. They have played us for absolute fools.
Real tortillas are freshly made wet dough immediately squished and cooked before forming burrito. They are delicious and sticky enough to hold on their own. It’s perfect but not mass producible.
How do I find this
Pigup will probably cringe at this answer, but I found uncooked tortillas at the grocery store before. Definitely better than mission tortillas.
Make yourself, blow your mind wide open: https://youtube.com/shorts/uJgYDaFl6jo
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This goes against the spirit of burrito eating. The mess is part of the fun.
Wouldn’t your hand work really well to keep the burrito closed while you’re eating it?
But that’s like a two-hand job now, and I’ve got this drink.
Two hand jobs and a drink? Sounds like you don’t mind making a mess.
Well, I can do it one-handed for like a minute while I’m staying hydrated. Cleanup afterwards is a given anyways.
Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.
So, skill issue?
100%. I’ve never had this happen to me. It’s not even really that hard to get the hang of wrapping a burrito.
Wrapping no but it is hard to get the amount of innards right. I’m just too excited to eat all those good guts. But then I have a burrito bowl, oh well.
iD-10-T error
Microwave or pan fry the tortilla until soft and malleable.
are you gatekeeping burritos 😳
YES
If it unwraps when you aren’t holding it, is it really a burrito?
No. It’s a failure that shames your entire bloodline.
You are very right my edible friend.
I happen to be fat so…yes.
suckface food noob
That is a Shakespearian level insult.
I am quite eloquent.
Very
