Toss the croissant up in the air, lean my head back, and eat it one big chomp
Soak them in Nutella
I put it in a brown paper lunch baggie and eat it from the top so the bag catches the crumbs… for the most part!
All in one bite.
Eat them outside walking to work.
Awesome idea! And maybe you leave a trail of crumbs for birds :)
Or in case you need to find your way home again!
Just follow the birdshit
Good way to make friends with crows / ravens. Then they adopt you and maybe defend you if you get in a fight.
This comment was made by a bird. Likely a pigeon. We are looking into it.
Coo
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
I bite into the widest part of the middle first, then I peel the layers apart individually and eat them with a fork and knife.
A plate
I prefer to call it a “Platform for Lateral Accumulation of Trace Eatables”
Or a PFLAOTE for short!
Eat it in one bite
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
Okay, anything else?
Just pick it up and eat it like a donut, basically no crumbs.
You don’t need to add any toppings to themHmm no, I don’t recommend! That’s a one way ticket to crumbtopia! I don’t want to downvote you, but I am so so compelled to. I’ll resist, for now…
It’s not possible. That’s like trying to eat a powdered donut and not get the sugar everywhere.
I flatten them on the plate with my hand and then put the jelly on top of it, similar to bread/sandwich.
Way easier to eat, but don’t tell the French :)
Sorry, you put jam on croissants? Surely ham and cheese is the only option
It’s all getting flattened by your intestines anyways :D
Simply get bad croissants that aren’t flaky and leave crumbs everywhere. Like what you’d get from a gas station or rest stop vending machine.
Eat it all in one bite.
