I flatten them on the plate with my hand and then put the jelly on top of it, similar to bread/sandwich.
Way easier to eat, but don’t tell the French :)
It’s all getting flattened by your intestines anyways :D
Sorry, you put jam on croissants? Surely ham and cheese is the only option
A plate
I prefer to call it a “Platform for Lateral Accumulation of Trace Eatables”
Or a PFLAOTE for short!
Eat it all in one bite.
Toss the croissant up in the air, lean my head back, and eat it one big chomp
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
You just blew my mind.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
Well, if you can loop one handle around your neck and keep the bag safely under your chin, you should be alright.
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
Are you Emma Hamilton of Nelson?
That’s the neat part, you don’t
Enjoy your pastry
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
Okay, anything else?
Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it’s an apple.
I’m not sure if I should upvote this or downvote this…
Seriously. At least use milk.
Angry upvote?
You angrily upvote it for being technically correct and then sneer while downvoting for being a crime against both humanity and nature.
You sir belong in hell
Simply get bad croissants that aren’t flaky and leave crumbs everywhere. Like what you’d get from a gas station or rest stop vending machine.
Soak them in Nutella
I bite into the widest part of the middle first, then I peel the layers apart individually and eat them with a fork and knife.
If you don’t want flakes, don’t eat a flaky pastry.
I stick a vacuum hose up my shirt and zip tie it around my neck so that it catches any loose flakes so that I may eat them later.
I always eat messy things by leaning over my plate, or carefully taking bites above a bag or whatever. I like being fastidious.
My stomach gets in the way.
