(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
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Can it be a bath instead of a shower?
This is the trashiest boner I have ever had
You’re welcome. 😂 I think I first found this in the days of dial-up, she’s probably in her 50s by now, if she hasn’t died of cheese-curl-induced diverticulitis or something.
That picture has way too many pixels for dial up days
Not if you had Napster and your parents didn’t realize that you can just turn the monitor off without turning the whole computer off all night.
It looks too clear for even the digital cameras or scanners back in the day to me
Not to me. Scanners in that era weren’t half bad. They were far from good by today’s standards… But to me it looks like someone took this picture with a film camera and this was a scan of a print.
Not a large print. But a print. Maybe a 5x7?
Apple in a bath is really nice actually. Get a book, an apple, maybe a comforting beverage of your choice… it’s great
Grapes.
Frozen grapes
Thawed frozen grapes.
You wanna get graped in the mouth in the shower?
People like grapes.
Vegetables and fruits. You’d wash them first anyway.
My next door neighbor makes meals in his shower after getting a garbage disposal installed.
…how do you know that?
It’s a Seinfeld reference.
Tropical fruit, so I can relive my trip to Thailand
Beer.
But for safety’s sake, please make sure it’s into a can. :)
If anyone has not had a shower beer you should try it!
Is there a shower veer community somewhere on the fediverse?
I hated that the reddit one went from enjoying a beer in the shower to just another place for people to show tits.
But we can certainly make one
Tits are tough to argue with
I like tits, but there was a specific gone wild version for those that wanted to be more explicit. I know I’m probably in the minority, but I didn’t want just another thirst trap.
Back when I smoked I would have a beer and a cig.
Serious question: what’s up with the whole shower beer thing? I have definitely had a beer in the shower a few times in my life, which could be described as rock bottom or a really fun crazy night…
Is it essentially glass-of-wine-in-the-bathtub selfcare?
For me it was part of pre-gaming. I didn’t feel buzzed but for some reason getting out and being clean and 1 or 2 beers in set up the night. Now I have IBS so no more shower beers
Or just stay in the shower with your shower beer and it ends up being a self cleaning problem.
Steak
Chicken wings. When you finish one, just chuck the bone right into the toilet
Support your local plumber!
Life pro-tip: a shower caddy/organizer is also a great holder for your blue cheese or ranch dressing!
Smoothies from a closed-lit container and a straw.
I guess most thing would be fine if it was put in a container.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
I guess I’ve been eating most food wrong then.
sip a nice cold smoothie in a hot shower, that’s perfect
For fast eating challenge try cotton candy
Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.
Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.
I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.
I drink beers out of cans/bottles while showering regularly. The amount of water that gets into the can/bottle is neglible.
No glass bottles please. We don’t want you to star in any internet videos of horribly disfiguring home accidents, if you slip.
Fruit
An orange. Apparently it is a life changing experience according to a group on that other site.
Citrus fruit in general, yeah there is something about the steaminess of the shower and the sharp sweet sourness of citrus fruit.
PLUS you can eat whatever it is like a goddamn animal and not worry about pulp or other bits getting all over the place because you’re in the shower.
Beef jerky?
I can’t believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.
A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it’s refreshing, it smells great and you don’t have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.
Perfect indeed 🤔
You make a persuasive argument
??? The peel is what I’d consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?
Peel before shower?
Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.
You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.
going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?
More like… take the orange, with the peel still on it, into the shower. Dig your fingers straight through the peel deep into the center of the orange, and then rip it open. Smash your whole face into the middle of the orange, shoving the sweet insides into your mouth and not caring that much of it is smearing on your face. Then shower normally… no sticky residue because you’re already in the shower and it washes right off.
So how do we give awards on here?
The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.
Waffle stomp gets me laughing every time in any context.
Ew, why would I want poopy oranges
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Where else are you supposed to poop?
