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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Apple Vision Pro Is Changing the Way Americans Die in a Tesla

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Apple Vision Pro Is Changing the Way Americans Die in a Tesla

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple recently released the Apple Vision Pro, a technological breakthrough that’s already revolutionizing the way Americans meet their untimely demise. “Our product…
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  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Should be drivers with Elon’s Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.

  • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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    6•1 year ago

    This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.

  • lazynooblet
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    4•1 year ago

    The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh

  • PatFusty
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    3•1 year ago

    Not the onion

  • @[email protected]
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    26•1 year ago

    I swear this will become a reality in the next months

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      I’ve seen two videos of people doing it on social media.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    We think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.

  • @[email protected]
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    36•1 year ago

    There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I’m sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

    *At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    It’s called innovation

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜

  • Ech
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    27•1 year ago

    I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Check the sub name.

      • Ech
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        6•1 year ago

        I’m well aware of the community this is in.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

    • BolexForSoup
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      Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

      • Aatube
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        and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

        • BolexForSoup
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          This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.

  • BruceTwarzen
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    7•1 year ago

    The holy trifecta of stupid

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