It’s just missing one essential piece.
Snacks.
At least there’s somewhere to sit, but nowhere for guests to sit. According to Josh Johnson, this is below the bare minimum for meeting a girl. Best of luck, OP.
For some of us, a girl was never an option 😎
Fuck i need a table
Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!
Are you my exes?
But my head is so heavy!
Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.
Most words can…?
Can most words…?
He just discovered sentences
It is like the whole concept of words
need I fuck a table?
I, a table, need fuck
Yo I fucking love skyfactory
I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?
On the floor behind the photographer
Truth x Facts
Lol I’m actually thinking about how to design a long and narrow bicycle camper with a bed, a foldable reclining armchair top that goes on the bed during the day, a split ergo keyboard on the armrests, and a monitor that can be easily pushed out of the way. This could fit into a space about 3m long and 1m wide.
The roof / top half of the camper could be moved up or down for transport aerodynamics. Kinda like a “vanlife” mobile battlestation. But I’d also want a mini kitchen and a burner and a place to shower and poop. Lightweight similar to teardrop campers but where the roof is flat so the top part can fit over the bottom half. And with lightweight solar panels ofc. And with windows all around that can be stoppered with lightweight XPS panels in cold weather.
And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?
Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes
(I’m going with the vibe of the joke. There’s a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don’t bother me.)
I had this lovely vintage Steelcase short back chair in my industrial themed home office for a while. Then the pandemic hit and working from home started. It didn’t take me a month to get some bad back and leg pain. Now, I have a Steelcase Leap V2 at home and a Herman Miller Aeron in the office. A good chair is so important when you spend a third of your day in it.
Eh, not really. I’d take a better chair and a cabinet over that additional table. Also, just one monitor? What peasantry!
I wouldn’t mind a toilet
Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.
Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that’s the way it should be!
that’s what the window is for. … or the roof, i don’t see a window.
Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk
Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.
Ever since pallet furniture became trendy they’re hard to come by
milk crates! get em from the grocery store, around back.
Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.
Bonus storage space! Physical notification every time you roll off! More space for the monsters! Easier to keep bed bugs at bay! More options for the Waifullow 2600XX!
Speak for yourself.
You are missing one toilet paper roll
Yeah I don’t see any curtains
As a tall man I would greatly appreciate a bed frame so as to not have to fight the bed springs to stand up.
