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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

The average American shower

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The average American shower

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    38•1 year ago

    Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      9•1 year ago

      Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

      • KingJalopy
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        1•1 year ago

        I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long

        • @aelwero@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          I vape in the shower every morning. I’ve also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)

      • @bfg9k@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.

        Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

    • @UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

      • @pelotron@midwest.social
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        11•1 year ago

        I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning

        • @UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world
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          10•1 year ago

          Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day

  • @ScrollerBall@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    Reminds me of this

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      1•1 year ago

      I loved this guy’s delivery

  • @doingless@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    I’m just wondering how you got into my shower

  • @TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    American breakfast

  • @nieceandtows@programming.dev
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    8•1 year ago

    What about the average American grower?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      5•1 year ago

      They don’t need the gun.

  • @WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • THCDenton
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    15•1 year ago

    Nice glock bro

  • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?

  • @auraness@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.

  • @ChrisLicht@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

    I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

  • @skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works
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    1•1 year ago

    I much prefer the full size Glock 17 in my shower over the Glock 19. I feel the Glock 19 is a much better carry gun where as the 17 has the extra velocity to stay on target from my shower to the front door.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    3•1 year ago

    What’s the jar under the cigarettes?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      3•1 year ago

      Cocoa butter.

    • @Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml
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      5•1 year ago

      Some soup

  • TomMasz
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    9•1 year ago

    In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

    How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

  • balderdash
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    25•1 year ago

    I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    40•1 year ago

    Hey, until you’ve had a beer in the shower don’t talk shit. It rules

    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      6•1 year ago

      A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure

    • Scott
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      8•1 year ago

      I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it’s great!

      • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        Sounds a lot like alcoholism

        • KingJalopy
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          9•1 year ago

          *functional alcoholism

        • @Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee
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          11•1 year ago

          Like any substance use, it depends.

          Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process

          If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices

          • @Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com
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            6•1 year ago

            If you sit down you might get water in your beer though

        • @ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works
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          3•1 year ago

          http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1120-excessive-driniking.html

          Weird when people throw worlds around that like for fun.

        • Scott
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          2•1 year ago

          I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles, but on occasion I will take a drink with me into the shower after a long day, should try it.

          • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles

            Glad to hear it! Addiction sucks. I’ve seen it destroy far too many lives.

            How do you prevent water from going into your beverage?

            • Scott
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              2•1 year ago

              Never had an addiction, I just don’t drink much because it fucks up my digestive system.

              I also keep a 64oz water bottle at my side.

              • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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                1•1 year ago

                Sorry didn’t mean to imply you did. I just mean alcohol sucks and it can lead to bigger problems.

                I stopped drinking as well because it gave me gastro issues. I believe it’s poison and any amount causes damage.

    • @permik@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      That’s just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D

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