@revampeduser alarm + endless snooze.

Anyone who runs a Cron job on the cloud at the peak of the hour knows this all too well

Millions, even.

And then there’s me at 4:45am to 5:15am every 5 minutes

I think you are under estimating how many people are in the world

Mine goes off at 5:05. I’m still sleeping peacefully when the 5:00 Alarm Wave goes off.