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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

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Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    It’s true. The odds increase several times.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    Look, just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

    You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Hack the planet!

  • @[email protected]
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    “I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

    Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

    https://sdtimes.com/coders/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-from-movies-and-tv-shows/

  • @[email protected]
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • @[email protected]
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    This is aunix system I know this

    • Deceptichum
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      https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

      If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

      • Yer Ma
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        Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

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          deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      UNIX-like system.

      • @[email protected]
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        I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

  • @[email protected]
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    Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly “Hold on to your butts!”

  • WeirdAlex03
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    There’s always a relevant xkcd:

    (actually quite a few in this case…)

  • FunkyMonk
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    And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

    • AmidFuror
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      Oh, Mr. Arnold.

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

    • Malgas
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      Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

      • @[email protected]
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        40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

  • @[email protected]
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    I just chain smoke on my 286

  • @[email protected]
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    (geting eaten by dinosaur) At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too

  • jan teli
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    He must’ve learnt C. Now if only he’d learnt Rust, he would’ve been safe and had a blazingly fast🚀 escape

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