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Cariocecus to Metal [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Satan

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  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    you forgot open source

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      I thought open source is communist not satanist?

      Saw an awareness post about it just the other week

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        and who’s the guy at the back?

        • @[email protected]
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          6•1 year ago

          This is just how communists look.

          They have long nails and red skin because they lack access to capitalist wonders such as nail clippers and sunscreen

          • @[email protected]
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            1 year ago

            ah yes the fine line between being the satan and not enough selfcare

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      Linux is full of daemons…

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSD_Daemon

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        And secret words that grant you great power!

        Ah wait, Windows adopted sudo as well.

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    4•1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc - SATAN’S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞

  • @[email protected]
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    35•1 year ago

    Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.

  • @[email protected]
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    65•1 year ago

    plagues, great floods and, pandemics

    What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

    That’s like pronouncing “GIF” as “YIFF”

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.

      • @[email protected]
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        A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that’s spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!

        Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Very enlightening, thank you!

      • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
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        1•1 year ago

        Plague is not just referring to pestilence.

        It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      Punctuation is not Satan’s forte.

      • @[email protected]
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        13•1 year ago

        But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.

    • Kühlschrank
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      19•1 year ago

      Yeah - it’s satan

      • @[email protected]
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        5•1 year ago

        yEAH ;:+ i’ts Satan,

  • @[email protected]
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    26•1 year ago

    Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven’t been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.

    • @[email protected]
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      19•1 year ago

      I’m jealous of how much you’ve to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        I’ll look into that. What about the orgies though?

        • @[email protected]
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          9•1 year ago

          The orgies are pretty scarce to my knowledge.

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            Look for the pineapples

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 year ago

            make more extremely queer friends and you’ll find some of them haha

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you’re not getting the invites…it may not be the orgies that have stopped…

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Cmon, what’s the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?

  • SuperDuper
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    4•1 year ago

    “The Devil’s Lettuce®” brought to you by Satan

  • IndiBrony
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    14•1 year ago

    Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Lucy is a girl’s name! Hahaha, you have a girl’s name!

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    How come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!

    • lurch (he/him)
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      6•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 year ago

    Also knowledge and free will.

  • Norgur
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    21•1 year ago

    Yes, you are fucked
    Shit out of luck
    Now I’m complete
    And my cock you will suck

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Wait, wait, wait
      You motherfucker
      We challenge you to a rock-off
      Give us one chance to rock your socks off

      • Norgur
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        Fuck, fuck
        Fuuuuuuck
        The demon code prevents me
        From declining a rock-off challenge
        What are your terms?
        What’s the catch?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Dave was so good in that.

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