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It is Wednesday, my dudes.
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I wish my office walls weren’t 70% window. I could be napping under my desk right now.
Eye mask.
Thinking about a pair of these babies
Aw man so jealous. My office is 100% windowless dungeon :(
Just go full goblin mode and embrace the dungeon life lol
I’m in IT, so already mostly there 🫠
“have you tried turning it off then on again?”
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Heheh there’s dozens of us! Dozens!
I wouldn’t mind if they were windows to the outside world! But they’re just windows into the warehouse. I’m constantly making awkward eye contact with people 😅
Beware the Grue
Reports of my demise have me SLIGHTLY exaggerated. I’m feeling heaps better, but my god that was the worst I’ve ever felt whilst not actually being sick.
Glad you’ve bounced back, welcome to feeling slightly more human again! :)
Hard day. Baby hasn’t been well. I keep getting irrationally angry at my partner too because I’m freaked out and projecting. I have managed to not actually say anything and just keep my emotions to myself but I’m exhausted from managing myself too. Baby will be okay but it’s hard when he’s screaming in pain 😭
this sounds like movie go go dancer music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA5TkJaEXUE&ab_channel=MUSICharly
day 5, had to drive with the corset; let’s just say the loaner car is too low… but yea excited to get the dashcam and boot protector installed, my cupboard didn;t turn up today…
williamstown enterance to the west gate this morning was shit. the car was moving around 1km an hour, turns out becos it was a one-lane-only entrance everyone has using the second lane to cut in. best part was I used a side road to exit and there is a “keep clear” box outside this side road, had to loudly horn at someone who was cutting in. smh
The pain is better today took a nice afternoon sleep. yea, these days I’ve been sleeping a lot, resting a lot. some said no housework but having both of us having back issues, someone has to do it lol, but really taking it easy. might attempt t go to the city on Friday for the footy as well as on Saturday to go to the finders market with a friend. definitely weaning myself off endone. will attempt med-free sleep tonight.
weather is too cold…
What’s the go with gifs? Can’t get them to play?what I’m doing wrong?
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It’s been a long time since I’ve had fennel bulbs but damn I’d forgotten how unbelievably good they are roasted. The air fryer is far too filthy to use right now but I’d love to try it in there
Time for bed. Anxious about the bot, but it has worked once, I must have faith. I have instructed it to make a post at midnight given all the test posts worked last night. I think it will take a few more successful posts before I can really trust it is working.
Arghhhh God dammit barbie, i wanted big dumb fun not fucking Chinese propaganda
Yeah what’s with this nine dash line shit.
Not even sure why a world map is even in Barbie…
Hollywood has to appease China as it’s a huge market basically.
Then they throw a token like they do with everyone else, not rewrite world maps
Yeah it’s pretty freaking weird. It’s been banned in Vietnam.
Awww nooo the trailers looked funny
Someone’s posted pics of the fake seizure guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/14qdgum/psa_fake_seizure_guy_tried_it_on_just_now/
I have lived here my whole life and I have no idea who the heck this dude is. He’s been doing it so long!? What the actual fuck.
It seems like its true, but I don’t think alleging crimes on reddit then putting someone through a trial by fire is legal. It’s for sure a PSA but it still a bit creepy. For all anyone knows he’s stopped doing it. I’m a survivor too and this triggers me to even think about but I don’t know. On reddit I’d be downvoted to hell and I seem to have found some here too, this isn’t playing devil’s advocate I’m specifically talking about the legality. Those using reddit to threaten violence and suggest he suffer violence are not a lot better than him imo.
I don’t think the poster is encouraging vigilantism. It’s more warning people to be on their guard and not fall for this guy’s ploy.
Yeah, but they published a photo of someone without their consent and made allegations against them. Regardless of OP’s intent, I don’t think a magistrate would see if that way. Sexual assault is a terrible crime and luring people into is completely fucked, I just think doxxing is also fucked and it’s also a crime. As we are taught from a young age, two wrongs don’t make a right.
Either way, it’s nice to be able to discuss things like adults over here without resorting to brigading or threats of violence.
IMO the people who threaten violence are much worse than him. I would consider posts inciting/advocating violence or harrassment to be a clear breach of the community guidelines here.
The guy’s weird and has a weird fettish, but tricking people to have them sit on you is something that requires counselling, I don’t know that it would even fit the definition of an assault. Maybe there needs to be some sort of social intervention order that can be used for people who don’t target a single victim, that can tell someone their actions are unacceptable and if they can’t follow it to make it possible to put some sorts of interventions in place.
From what I’ve read, after he gets someone to sit on him and hold his arms down, he starts kind of grinding his crotch against them. Definitely seems like it would qualify as molestation.
I just hope it doesn’t stop people from helping when someone else actually does have an epileptic fit. I’ve seen it happen a couple of times.
That is pretty gross.
In regards to actually helping people having a real fit, the appropriate actions for that would be the best way to deal with this guy too - move any dangerous objects away, call 000, and the only reason you would touch them is if they are unconscious after the siezure, in which case you would roll them on their side.
I lived in Melbourne for about a decade solid, and have split time between Melbourne and Sydney for over a decade since then, and am also lucky enough not to have encountered him. If he pulls this sexual assault stunt somewhat regularly, why hasn’t he been put away?
Difficult to identify and catch, maybe?
I doubt that he does it when there’s police or PSOs around, and he’s probably not hanging about afterwards.
This is WILD. This is my first time hearing about this guy.
I have two twitter accounts that I linked a thousand years ago. I never ended up using twitter so the accounts just sit there. I went to go delete them, as my little ‘fuck you’ to Muck, but it wants my password… as if I’m going to remember a password I used 10 years ago.
Anyway, I changed my usernames to variations of ‘elon suck my dick’ and now I’m going to troll his tweets until I get banned. Stupid fuck.
Wish me luck!
Edit: give me some more people to insult on twitter, I’m trying to nuke these. Im on that moron Jordan Petersons twitter atm
My kid is angry with me because I asked her to clean up her make up in the bathroom or I’m going to use my arm as a croupier’s stick and swipe everything into the bin. I don’t think I’m getting a cup of tea now.
Aha good bot! @[email protected] can rest easy now. Kudos to your mucking around getting this thing to work :)