• @[email protected]
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    Conservatives when Biden does something like walk the wrong direction: omg he’s senile and clearly has dementia!

    Conservatives when McConnell (maybe) has a fucking legit seizure: everything’s fine, nothing to see here.

    • @[email protected]
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      622 years ago

      How about hemberders? Or Tim Apple? Trump talks and walks like he’s have constant brain aneurism, yet not a single peep form his idiot base.

      • @[email protected]
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        Tim Apple is intentional. It’s smart and effective. It communicates who he is talking about to people who have absolutely no clue who the CEO of Apple is. Simplified language like that is trump’s specialty because it works with his base.

        Edit, well, looks like this is just as bad as reddit. Not sure what I expected.

          • @[email protected]
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            -32 years ago

            What makes you think it’s made up? The dude has brainwashed 1/3 the country. Do you think he did that on accident? Unfortunately for you and I, trump is an expert communicator.

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          62 years ago

          Edit, well, looks like this is just as bad as reddit. Not sure what I expected.

          Can you people just stop fucking whining? You made a dumb fucking comment and got downvoted for it. Its doesnt matter, its not the end of the world, you dont have to edit your comment to cry about the fact that people didnt agree with your extreme reach to defend a dumb comment Donald Trump made.

          • @[email protected]
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            Is it extreme reach though? He’s whipped up 1/3 the country into a frenzie. That’s effective communication even if it is awful and hateful.

            • @[email protected]
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              42 years ago

              He could also have done a Nazi salute or just dropped trou and shat on the floor and it would have whipped up most the country into a frenzy, that doesnt means its some mastermind play.

              • @[email protected]
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                12 years ago

                Shifting goal posts. I’m just saying he communicates well. Hitler also communicated well. It doesn’t mean we agree with trump (or Hitler) it’s just an acknowledgement of charisma.

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          42 years ago

          Edit, well, looks like this is just as bad as reddit. Not sure what I expected.

          Try truth social, that is where you will find your people.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 years ago

            Yes, acknowledging trumps ability to communicate makes me a republican.

            But in all seriousness, people always talk about how trump benefits so much from Twitter and wields social media in a dangerous and effective way. So how is my argument any different?

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              22 years ago

              I call him Tim Apple all the time. I just think it’s funny and he probably hates it. I just hate Apple as a company in most ways, so being annoying is fun. Not like hell see anything I say anyway, but it makes me chuckle.

              I didn’t see any pre edit comment, but I agree here.

              I’m no trumpy by a hell of a long shot. A whole political spectrum away. But I don’t condemn him for using the name. At least not if he’s using it intentionally. I’m not convinced he is, though.

      • @[email protected]
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        522 years ago

        Or covfefe. Or falling down a 5-degree decline. Or desperately gripping a bottle of water with two hands to carry it to his Queller Demon mouth.

    • @[email protected]
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      Both of them need to get the hell out of politics as should anyone over the retirement age.

      • @[email protected]
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        322 years ago

        Seriously. Enough with the septuagenarians and octogenarians in the government. If you’re going to drop dead from old age at any moment, you shouldn’t be in any government position, especially not a national/federal one, IMO.

  • prole
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    42 years ago

    Too bad all of his muscles didn’t freeze. I’m talking about his heart.

    • Narrrz
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      his heart froze long ago, if he ever had one too begin with.

    • Anomandaris
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      The lizardpeople living in the sewers of NYC were performing updates, so their control signals couldn’t get through…

  • @[email protected]
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    832 years ago

    Thoughts and prayers that he has some incurable medical condition.

    He’s been a piece of human garbage all his career, so let’s not sugar coat things now.

  • sadreality
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    These gereatric nepo babies just won’t fuxking die… Jfc

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      They have the best healthcare in the nation that money can buy, except they don’t pay anything for it.

  • @[email protected]
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    152 years ago

    It looks like a TIA, but it could be a lot of things at his age. NAD, but I’ve had a one myself.

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        132 years ago

        No. Don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely scary but it’s closer to confusing and weird than terrifying. I can’t really remember anything from when it was happening, just a kind of detached “this isn’t right” and then the confusion when I came around (so to speak). Other people’s reactions were more upsetting than the event. My mum was beside herself.

    • @[email protected]
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      142 years ago

      I am a doctor.

      That’s what I thought when I saw it as well, that we saw a TIA live on video.

      He’s probably “fine” for the time being.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 years ago

        I thought his return was pretty quick. I had a massive headache and wasn’t nearly as articulate as he was moments after. I wonder if the politician Schlick comes out automatically after so many years?!

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            Yeah the actual event didn’t last more than 90 seconds for me. But I didn’t feel right for a day or two after.

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              My dad had one a few years before he had a stroke, and it was only in retrospect that we figured out he had had one.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    252 years ago

    Oh good, his number’s coming up. This wicked man is a big reason why the world has fallen to the state it’s in.

  • @[email protected]
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    242 years ago

    Everyone saying he’s just old but I’ve reacted the same way as McConnell did multiple times when I realized the shrooms have kicked in.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 years ago

    His transmitter just lost connection to the illuminati servers for a few minutes, nothing to worry about.

    • @[email protected]
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      I generally don’t wish ill will on people. That being said, this asshole isn’t a human in my book. He’s just an evil hate filled pile of shit, and it will be a great day for democracy and America when he does die.

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        I am not going to openly condemn anyone. That said, Mitch opens himself up to some interesting ethical questions.

        Is it ok to sacrifice one man to save 300 hundred million?

        How about to reduce the medium / long term risk to billions?

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          Is that man Mitch McConnell? Then hell yeah, this isn’t a trolley problem, it’s more of trolley party

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        I’m convinced that McConnell is human, but an agent controlled by the Reptilians to destroy us from within. As evidence, I submit the nauseated look on his face most of the time. The real Mitch is still in there, and is horrified at the terrible things he’s forced to do. Obviously, this latest incident occurred because the radio signal to the control chip in his brain got disrupted.

        Ted Cruz is the one who is not human. He’s their next attempt, a Reptilian in a (bad) human suit. As evidence, well, just look at him. Their later iterations have gotten a little better, like Taylor Greene, Bannon, and Boebert, but still firmly in the Uncanny Valley. Some of them are so convincingly human, though, that I’m not sure if they’re Reptilians in disguise, or some sort of latter-day Sonderkommando.

        I have to believe this, because it’s the only way that the GQP makes any damn sense.

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      I want to be very clear: I will never support or condone violence. But when this parasite dies (from natural causes), the entire country will be massively better off for it.

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        All violence is not equal. Unjustified and unprovoked violence is not the same as justified violence in self defense, for example. To say that one does not support violence is to paint with a very large brush and over important nuance and context

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          I don’t believe self-defense is violence. For example, I believe Ukraine has every right to capture, injure, kill, and drive out all Russian invaders as they protect their country.

          I get what you’re saying, but believe me: I understand how broad my brush is, yet I still don’t like violence. In my opinion some things are just black and white… 🤷‍♂️

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            being justified or not has nothing to do with whether something is violent. if someone is getting hurt, maimed, or killed, that’s violence, no matter how much they deserve it.

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            Sounds like the end justifies the means, which is itself a tricky statement. Though I think I know what you’re saying.

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                I think it is what you’re saying but not what you are intending to say. It sounds like there are conditions under which violence is ok, though violence itself is something to be avoided. Eg. Ukraine can defend itself using violence because violence in defence is ok, which in my mind sounds a lot like the end (self preservation) justifies the means (war).

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            A little surprised that you’re getting downvoted for this, but I suppose your opinion on what constitutes violence is a value judgment rather than a dispassionate definition. Ukraine driving out Russian invaders from their homeland using whatever means necessary, including violence to the fullest extent allowed by the Geneva Convention, is absolutely justified in my book.

      • trainsaresexy
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        Before you commit to that statement remember that peaceful protests work about 1% of the time.

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          I know it’s frustrating, but some things are more important than the end result. People who have to kill someone are often traumatized. For life. We weren’t built to destroy each other, and by doing so, we also lose some of our humanity…

          If you go out and kill a murderer… the net total of murderers in the world remains the same.

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            I think we are lucky to not have to make those choices.

            My uncle was murdered and my grandma ended up spending a lot of time talking with the murderer. That’s one way. There is also no shortage of stories about people killing those who have traumatized family members (rape and murder). In my case the murderer was troubled, but in other cases (Mitch) they are psychopathic people who I think should be removed from society one way or another. That’s my sentiment towards Mitch and his health problems. I am completely ambivalent about his well being. To be completely anti-violence is a position, but it is a hard one to hold in reality.

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        I want to be very clear: I will never support or condone violence. But when this parasite dies (from natural causes), the entire country will be massively better off for it.

        Why? Violence inflicted by pen is still violence. He’s killed thousands.

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    662 years ago

    Republican, Democrat, Independent, Goat-Sacrificer, Whatever; we all need to vote in people that are actively working to improve the future. You know, the one boomers don’t even believe in…

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      For now, that’s democrat. I know I know two party system sucks etc etc but we need to stop the bleeding before we try to walk again.

      Trump and the GQP have set us all back 2 decades and they aren’t done dragging us down.

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        100% agree. We have to halt and try to undo the damage they are actively doing to our country (Supreme Court, anyone?), then we can focus on our antiquated “first-past-the-post” system…

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    Is it bad that I hope this is a sign of medical issues that will force him into retirement? I’m sick of a misogynist turtle calling the shots.

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      Someone will take his place and do the same stuff. He’s just the focus for blame. He offers cover to others.

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        If we’re being honest, the replacement senator will be even worse. And the Republican Senate leader will be worse.

        Which is a horrible thought

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      Like, I generally wouldn’t wish this type of thing on someone, but I think about how many people are going to die as a result of him stealing a SC seat and ramming ACB through, or even just his stonewalling anything an Obama tried to do just so Obama couldn’t get the W regardless of how many people’s lives were hurt, ruined, or ended, and I gotta say, I really wonder what I’m having for dinner tonight. I think I’ll have a dessert though, maybe ice cream, but open to suggestions.

      • Pizzareca
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        Have you not decided yet? Have pasta. Or if you want dessert, vanilla ice cream is pure bliss.

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          We did go with pasta, but it turns out I was out of ice cream and didn’t bother to get it. There’s always today!

    • @[email protected]
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      Unfortunately, probably not. Reminder that there’s a rep that’s practically at the point of being Weekend at Burnie’s-ed

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    It is really sad and disgusting how long it took all those people standing around him laughing and joking to even respond to this. Or even see he was having a problem. And it was even dumber that they didn’t escort him away for medical attention immediately, gotta make him look good for the cameras. NO. There is no saving face, get him medical help. I HATE Bitch McConnell, but damn do the right thing here.

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    Isn’t that the type of incident you should be immediately going to the hospital for? And to maintain some shitty image of power they just yank him to the back line and have him stand there?

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      Man it took waaay to long before someone even reacted and even then they didn’t focus on his well being but on the press conference.

      What a sad sight, zero empathy

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        92 years ago

        If it makes you feel any better, he would have done the exact same or worse to anyone else in his place.

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        Not like the man is known for his empathy himself. So it’s a bit of a FAFO situation I feel.

      • @[email protected]
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        They were torn between wanting to help him but also wanting to minimize the appearance of the episode for him. Both of which are valid concerns for him.

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        He’s one of the few people in this world on my “no empathy for him” list. I would’ve just sat back and had some popcorn

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          I’d agree with Mark Twain on this one, I don’t exactly wish anyone to die but I’ll read some obituaries with satisfaction, paraphrased.