“Glory to Botswana!” ~the secret vow of womanhood
As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!1!!!1!1!!!
Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.
My wife said “yeah, they’re just missing tampons”
What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?
“seeds of revolution”
“Perihelion (the concept)”
When you’re playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:
I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it’s pretty accurate.
I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don’t have Colorado but that’s because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
wtf this is so accurate
I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone’s purse in front of me in a line
Yes it’s true. I periodically slip away to the lady’s room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.
Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈
The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.
no no, I just don’t have a purse yet! :3
That’s Lego India Johns to you
my Constitution of Botswana
Oh come on, it’s not yours. It’s Botswana’s!
But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It’s MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.
Please, I don’t keep a curling rock in my purse.
About two bowling balls are much more effective.
One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy’s head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.
Is there a purse in their purse?
Then why don’t women ever loan me some of their thallium when I ask?
EDC
