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nifty to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

What’s in a name?

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What’s in a name?

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nifty to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • @De_Narm@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

    • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      Don’t forget Elm!

    • niftyOP
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      Haskell is an awesome name for a baby

      • I Cast Fist
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        Oberon and Pascal, too. Or TurboPascal if you want to go the extra mile.

    • anti-idpol action
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      • Monad
      • Functor
      • Lambda
      • Pure
      • Lisp
      • Recur
      • Arity
      • Memo
      • Transduce
      • Lein
      • Cabal
      • Akka
      • Eval
  • @ohlaph@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Don’t give elon any ideas.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    7•1 year ago

    My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    37•1 year ago

    fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

    • @Michal@programming.dev
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      4•1 year ago

      My grandma watches this

      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/

      • @Tixanou@lemmy.world
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        Lol, my mother used to watch it too

      • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        don’t even know what this is but I have been abroad since maybe 2010 so not suprised

  • asudox
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    22•1 year ago

    “child” seems to be enough. short and concise.

    • @zerofk@lemm.ee
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      10•1 year ago

      “Slave” works too.

    • 2deck
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      8•1 year ago

      child-1 just in case

      • @dyc3@lemmy.world
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        Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0

      • @wieson@lemmy.world
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        Error in line 1: You can’t use a reserved symbol in a variable name.

  • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    “Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child

    • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      OOP issues LOL!

    • @kibiz0r@midwest.social
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      2•1 year ago

      Pointer moved to Hollywood, to become a character star. They had a string of interviews, but it ended in nothing.

    • I Cast Fist
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      Pointer, where is This, your other sibling?

      • TherouxSonfeir
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        deleted by creator

  • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2•1 year ago

    most are bad names

    • @Persen@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      I belive rust is a normal name.

      • @owsei@programming.dev
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        10•1 year ago

        julia and ruby are pretty common also

        • @pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          who knows array could be allowed

  • @SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    This reminded me I haven’t heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

    • I Cast Fist
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      Ain’t that the right way to spell it?

      • @SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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        I think either way is perfectly acceptable. He just prefers Fubar and who am I to argue?

  • The Pantser
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    My dogs are Ping and Ruby

  • Annoyed_🦀
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    5•1 year ago

    404

    • Victor
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      3•1 year ago

      I’ve seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

      • Annoyed_🦀
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        7•1 year ago

        Hi 👋

        Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

        • Victor
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          2•1 year ago

          Definitely 😊 Hope you’re well!

  • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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    I’m naming my mid Iron Python and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

    • @DinosaurSr@programming.dev
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      Oh wow is that still a thing?

      • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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        no idea, but the name is excellent.

        • @asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Damn right it is 🤘

  • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    6•1 year ago

    Ada?

  • geogle
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    24•1 year ago

    Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

    • @Dehydrated@lemmy.world
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      What about grep and ack?

      • geogle
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        2•1 year ago

        Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.

        • @Dehydrated@lemmy.world
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          I guess head and tail are your grandparents?

    • Alfi
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      19•1 year ago

      And my dog, Cat.

  • @CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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    2•1 year ago

    Name your child Segmentation fault

  • @bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Eula.

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