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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon learns a fact about cars

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Anon learns a fact about cars

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • theodewere
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    2•1 year ago

    that would be way cooler

  • bobor hrongar
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    10•1 year ago

    I’m 20 and I can’t drive

    • No_
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      5•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

      • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        5•1 year ago

        My wife is 40 and still hasn’t passed her licence. Perks of living in a multi-million inhabitants city with convenient public transport and cheap taxis.

        Bit of a culture shock for her to now live in a small country town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

        • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yea my fiancee is 32 and also doesn’t have her license yet. Hasn’t needed it yet but now that she’s a psychologist she’s gonna need it to commute.

    • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      I can’t fly an airplane yet I have a general idea of how they fly

      • Captain Aggravated
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        7•1 year ago

        I earned my flight instructor certificate at 22 years old. I thought I had a pretty good idea as to how planes fly.

        I went to mechanic school when I was 26, and now I haven’t the foggiest idea how airplanes don’t just fall the fuck apart.

  • Owl
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    1•1 year ago

    Anon is a turbojet engi

  • Dr. Coomer
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    2•1 year ago

    Words cannot describe how stupid this is.

  • The Yungest Onion
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    17•1 year ago

    On today’s episode of ‘Bullshit that Never Happened’.

  • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    46•1 year ago

    This says a lot about the state of the education system of wherever OP is.

    • candyman337
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      I knew that isn’t how they worked, but I didn’t learn about how engines work until I was 26 by watching YouTube videos. America is fucked

      • strawberry
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        1•1 year ago

        suck squeeze bang blow to simplify

      • Dr. Coomer
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        1•1 year ago

        I find it stupid that people don’t know how to change a tire. How?

    • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      18•1 year ago

      You just know it was the US

    • @100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world
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      14•1 year ago

      Agreed, special education should be a lot better

  • @FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Hold up guys, I need to call my mechanic and get new afterburners installed on my car.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    I mean space rockets at least work that way…

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    46•1 year ago

    drive backwards

    gas tank refills itself

    Problem, oil companies?

  • MxM111
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    2•1 year ago

    It’s not his fault that he was driving a rocket car up to that point.

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