Terrible cable management, pull them out
The kernal
does anyone have the source photo? this is actually a really cool pic imo
He sits on Copper Throne
Network Engineer > Network Architect > Network King
Legend says he can identify the usable IP range before witnessing the subnet mask.
NetworKING.
If you actually look at the sudo source code your see it reports all violations via email
That looks like a fun version of a dating app. Draw an Ethernet, plug it in and see who is on the other end
The ID badge is actually for his balls, not him.
His weapon of choice? Server Blade.
You should set up mail delivery, so when sudo reports you it reports you to you
Newcomers nightmare
THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED
Fortunately he is a just ruler and only truly malicious sudoers face the ultimate punishment
What kind of punishment?
He shunts all your long running jobs to the slowest hardware on the rack.
Stern… punishment
like?
You don’t want to know
You get sentenced to a lifetime of Dell.
The Copper Throne.
He paid the copper price
