I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.
Is there anything else?
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How does improving one’s skill in chess correlate to waking up early?
Get some kind of gas you can puff out at your wife to make her fall back asleep.
Create a mat that you lay on with parallel copper lines, attach it to a tazer circuit and an audrino. Replace alarm speaker with audrino.
Just keep a taser by the bed so when she wakes up you can paralyze her so she won’t accidentally go to work.
Does your wife wear a sleep mask/would she be willing to wear one? You could then get one of those sunrise alarm clocks that lights up the room before making noise.
Or motorized blinds that can be set to a schedule. I’m very light sensitive and setting the blind schedule is all I need to wake up or sleep in.
If she woke up to a vibration from a watch, I bet she’d wake up hearing motorized blinds.
Smart bulbs, have it turn on automatically at the time a gentle alarm goes off
This could work so well! Ideally I’d put it in my bedside light!
Kasa bulbs have a fade feature that lets you gradually fade up to x% over a given amount of time.
I really like using that feature to wake me up gradually as my alarm approaches.
Wouldn’t the light also wake the wife up
I’d use my bedside light and hopefully get up before it wakes her
OP could put up a divider or something to block the light (or their wife could wear a sleep mask).
Some smart watches allow you to adjust the intensity of the vibration. (My Samsung Watch6 does.) See if your will let you experiment with that.
That could be beneficial. My fitbit was too strong
It’s a nice option. I normally want it at max, but I turn it down if I’m going to sleep with it on my wrist.
On a similar note, the quality of the vibration motor also matters. The Pebble I had and the Galaxy Watch 6 that I have right now vibrate with a subtle haptic-like feel which is subtle yet strong enough to wake you up. On the other hand, I had a cheap Garmin Vivoactive that would buzz really strong and be really loud.
If you always go to bed at the same time you should wake up at the same time. Do you have an irregular schedule?
I haven’t needed an alarm in many years, but when my sleep cycle was poor I always needed it.
I have kids, babies, so yes.
i always wake up at the same time, the alarm is just an indicator that I also need to get out of bed today.
What if you put the smart watch on your ankle? The covers might muffle the noise but you still feel it vibrate.
I was really hoping someone had like a really low volume pillow alarm or something, but instead, you guys are just really creative. I wouldn’t have thought to do this.
You can try the watch again with very low volume or some quiet alarm sound with no vibrate and leave it under your pillow.
There are actually watches/bands that will give a minor shock as an alarm. Sounds crazy but unless it jump to the wife (hope it wouldn’t be that strong…) it shouldn’t wake anyone. Novel idea if nothing else.
This might be my favourite option
Interesting. Looks like “Pavlok” is the main brand. If OP buys their more expensive one OP could use it to silently wake up AND train himself to get out of bed super gently by shocking himself anytime he disturbs his wife!
Brilliant! Now, instead of being roused by her spouse’s watch vibrating, she can be jolted awake by him shrieking “Fuck!” every morning!
(Joke response)
I’d be more concerned with involuntarily slapping someone if it made my arm jerk or something.
Rumor has it you spent a good amount of time “involuntarily slapping” with your arm-jerks…
Drink several glasses of water before going to bed so you wake up to pee.
Damn that is genius
Yep. That’s where I learned it from, too. The first 9 seasons of the Simpsons was the greatest thing to ever come from American Television.
That could work, I’d need to figure out how long it takes to get to pee time from drinking.
Practice, practice, practice!
But not too much practice
I can’t imagine that you can get out of bed without waking your wife if your smartwatch vibrating wakes her up.
Depends where the arm is I think. When it vibrates under the pillow you’re using, it can sound very loud
I assume that OP isn’t sleeping with the wrist wearing the watch underneath the pillow their wife has her head on.
Pulling your arm from under a pillow someone is using seems very likely to disturb them and wake them. You’re not doing that, OP, right?
Idk, my husband can sneak out of bed, but his phone vibrating in the bed wakes me. Even if it’s just a little zzt to indicate a text has come in. I guess it’s one of the noises I’m “listening for”?
Well, I’m sure you’re right.
If your wife is such a light sleeper that a vibrating watch is waking her perhaps sleeping in a separate room when you need to wake up at a certain time would work?
Separate rooms is definitely not an option. It’s not so much super light sleeper just she is nursing and I’d like to get a workout in before everyone else wakes. If I wake the kids we’re all screwed if I wake her I ruin what peace she gets.
I was just at Microcenter and saw these headbands you can wear while you sleep that have Bluetooth. They double a blinder for sleeping.
My thought is maybe this could work where the Bluetooth will begin playing music to wake you up but the sound only is audible to you.
You could test this with her before sleeping by adjusting the volume to the point where she says she can’t hear it but you still can.
Lol I know the 5g stuff is a stupid myth but sleeping with a Bluetooth device strapped to your cranium feels like it’s putting the research conclusions to the test
sleeping peacefully
BLUETOOTH DISCONNECTED
BLUETOOTH CONNECTED
angry groggy noises
Oh God I didn’t even think about a rogue connection:
10h train braking, pig fucking, garbage disposal sleep sounds ASMR vibe begins
Try a different watch or adjust the haptics to make it vibrate less? Casio sells an inexpensive alarm watch that vibrates if you can’t dial the watch back.
Sounds like you need to change the time you do the workout.
Why because my two options are don’t get up early or sleep separately?
Because it sounds like she’s sacrificing a lot to nurse a new baby, so maybe you could sacrifice a little bit for her so she can get at least a bit of sleep.
Maybe mind your own business and stop making presumptions about my family life you self righteous prick.
I want to wake an hour before everyone to do some exercising so I’m not eating into the family time. The time would otherwise be spent sleeping like everyone else.
I honestly can’t believe the audacity of your reply.
“Mind your own business on a public forum where I chose to disclose information!” How rich.
It’s based on absolutely no information that I provided, just your apparent want for feeling superior.
I don’t suppose there’s room for a bed in the babies’ room, so after the mid-night nursings she could sleep in there until they’re hungry again? Only if she wants to, of course. It can be more restful than trying to sleep with your ears on High for sounds of distress from the other room, which also makes you oversensitive to hubby’s alarm.
The baby is in our room, and the others have their own, but the house is old and creaky, so I tread carefully.
A split king bed did wonders for my wife and I. I never feel her move. Now, if it’s noise that wakes her up, a sound machine could help.
Split king? So, two mattresses and one duvet, is it?
It’s essentially 2 twin xl mattress side by side. You can use one duvet, but we blanket fight, so we use 2 separate.
Put the watch on your ankle? Probably idiotic, but that might be silent enough. And you’d have to do some work to make it stop, waking you up efficiently.
And why is a different room definitely not an option?
prob bc houses have finite space
Because this is an ongoing situation, and I don’t want to sleep without my partner.
Literally or figuratively?
Could you or her be occupying another room for a few weeks/months or is it worth a fight
What I’m trying to do is not worth sleeping alone, I just want to get a workout in before the day starts and waking anyone will just start the day earlier. But sleeping separately is worse than being out of shape.
Having raised many kids, you have to take your extra time where you can actually find it. If your family is early to rise, work out before bed instead, after they go to sleep. I have done early morning workouts, late night workouts, lunch time workouts. It may be that you can’t have morning time alone right now.
To each their own, I’d say for a few weeks no biggie. Obviously cuddle/rest together
If you can wear sleep headphones the Sleep app for android will send it’s alarm to headphones. And it will ramp up the volume of the alarm over time. I imagine there’s something similar on iOS. I wear SleepPhones… they’re fine.
Deaf people have a vibrating pad under their bedsheet.
Put the watch around your balls.
Or even better, just get a vibrating cock ring.
In the butt should also work. Just make sure it has a flired base.
Then it would definitely wake his wife up, but make up for it by making her orgasm. Win/win?
