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Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist [email protected] • 1 year ago

The Real Jesus!

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The Real Jesus!

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Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    12•1 year ago

    Ergotamine poisoning is a hell of a drug.

    • @[email protected]
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      I had never heard of ergotamine before today, and now I’ve seen it mentioned twice.

      • swim
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        5•1 year ago

        “Frequency illusion” or “Baader–Meinhof phenomenon,” which you’ll now see mentioned with more frequency.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        It’s a rational explanation for a lot of the religious madness that happened in the past.

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    16•1 year ago

    I didn’t know Jesus was so horny.

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    31•1 year ago

    I want whatever the author of revelations had, but maybe half as much.

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      9•1 year ago

      It was frankincense and closed windows. Maybe some of the incense had hallucinogenic mushrooms or fungi sprouted on it, who’s to say?

      Magic mushrooms and scripture? Definitely not. ;)

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        1•1 year ago

        Again with John Allegro? Haha.

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      This dude must have had the best shrooms ever. But it just goes to show that you should never overdo it.

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    63•1 year ago

    John really was tripping balls on mushrooms when he wrote that book. Fun story. Highly recommend reading.

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      21•1 year ago

      Communal worship can put people into suggestible states, for example. Throw in some attention whores with dubious affinity for truthfulness, and suddenly you get some pretty wild stories. Throw in some hottie swaying and going ‘ooooOOOooOoo, AahhaAAAAhhhh’ or whatever to whatever was their contemporary version of a hipster playing a musical instrument…

      Alternatively, we’ve all seen the videos of experiments with conformity.

      no need to blame psychedelics.

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        He quite literally wrote the book on the island of Patmos. A place famous for its magic mushrooms.

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          Assuming it was John of Patmos. The author only identified himself as “John”; but it was also super common to use pseudonyms as a way to get more authoritative.

          The fact is we don’t really know for sure. The only evidence in the book itself is that that is where the revelation happened. One leading theory is that “John” was exiled there. For being Christian.

          Keep in mind a lot of the rhetoric is a direct criticism of Domitian and Roman’s.

          Maybe they did use psychedelics and maybe they didn’t. We don’t know.

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      7•1 year ago

      RF (Religious Fiction, books that started a religion) is my favourite genre of literature. With notable writers like John, L Ron Hubbart and Lucinda Riley

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        Username checks out.

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      Or a really bad case of astigmatism.

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    this makes jesus 1000x cooler

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    Do the eyes and horns have to be symmetrical?

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    That’s his year book photo

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    Furry Jesus

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    Some say Jesus is a lamb, I think Jesus is the GOAT

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    Biblically accurate Jesus

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    24•1 year ago

    Not my most challenging wank.

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    1•1 year ago

    I wonder if this vision was inspired by all of Paul’s ramblings about heavenly body vs earthly body.

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    26•1 year ago

    I count only five horns

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      😉

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      There’s two tiny ones directly in front of the big curly ones.

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