I guess sometimes we don’t see our own patterns till they’re laid out in front of us.
ah yes, jokes based on my suffering
I feel like I am being targeted with this post, how do I report something as harassment?
Press the three dots
Press report
Type reason
Send
u snitch
You phone os always recording
Create a niche community for that.
You need to press control alt delete and then insert a bent paper clip into the small hole in your CD-ROM drive. No, not that hole, the other one. Oops, you just made a five volt connection which fried every board in the system. Now you need to contact Compaq support. But they were just acquired by HP. And Fry’s went out of business. But it’s Thursday evening and Lost season 3 is starting tonight. Will Kate hook up with Jack or Sawyer?
I don’t like arguing. People who argue make me sick.
as a person currently obsessing over multiple videogames with fandoms with a terrible reputation, it do feel like that sometimes
Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family’s faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)
But I realize now - I’m yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!
SOMEONE FIGHT ME!
What are you obsessed over?
I bet it’s something stupid. You’re a big fat dummy head!
… I might be bad at this as well.
It’s fine, you’re doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with “well, actually I think you’ll find…”.
On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.
Sixth comment, try and sound like you’re reasonable, and they’re obviously not… then it’s a race!
First person to compare their opponent to “basically Hitler” wins!
You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).
Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat
No you haven’t.
flips table BITCH MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE
MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE
No it isn’t.
You have “friends and family”?
Sounds like you’re a big fat phony!
HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY’S A BIG, FAT PHONY!
actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man
1- proof I have actual family not fake and
2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would’ve years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can’t convince me otherwise(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)
Would you like a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument, or the full half hour?
Speed run strats. Give me the half hour in 5 minutes.
Absolutely not that doesn’t sound doable at all, and in fact I think it’s quite rude of you to even suggest such a thing >:(
Oh no. It’s getting hit on the head lessons in here.
bonk
Is this… is this us?
Would you feel better with a Blåhaj meme?
Ironically most the niche communities here aren’t active.
I think the birding community is doing good. IDK how to link it on mobile.
Is Linux not niche enough for you hippies?
Is there a hippie community?
It’s pretty mainstream in Lemmy Terms. On Lemmy, to be a niche computer user, you need to be running FreeBSD, Gnu/Hurd, TempleOS or still be running AmigaOS :)
This meme hits home
I showed this to my girlfriend and she just stared at me
Oh no
Quick, do a joke about people who lack self awareness and see if she laughs
She fell asleep
Maybe stop fucking sharks and she’ll love you more ?
You cut me deep
This is the best meme.
Yes but now I’m more tired, more lonely and more depressed…
Welcome to the addiction hamster wheel. You coulda got into opioids, but instead you went with mechanical keyboards
There are a number of reasons why it may not be possible to solve a problem at a particular time. A positive distraction can be healthy during such a phase
but don’t let it distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Dang you and your interwoven/obfuscated memes 🧩
Yes.
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