Imagine being all “WE’RE LOSING THE CULTURE WAR” but it’s about the domestication of the dog.
I like dogs
WTF is with the dogs legs in that photo?
Probably puppet legs to clap along as a gag
ha ha i fuckin love reddit
They photoshopped clapping paws
no they have a guy laying under the seat move two prop paws so it looks like the dog is clapping.
Absolutely hilarious, he looks like he’s having a blast honestly.
Shittily made, shittily animated paw puppets are a top tier bit no matter the context
I was staring at it an hour ago before figuring out what it was supposed to be
I thought for a moment that they folded that poor dog in half to fit it in the seat
Imagine hating dogs enough to post on “r/dogfree”.
Imagine caring about the oscars having a dog in it.
Imagine your vision of a tragic future being “they will have a ‘best dog’ award at the oscars”
Imagine hating dogs enough to post on “r/dogfree”.
Over 4.5 million people in the US alone are bitten by dogs every year. Dogs are fast, strong, vicious animals which can and do maul people. All the time. Why pretend not to understand why some people fear or hate them?
Did I say “imagine being scared of dogs”? No, I said “Imagine hating dogs and dog owners so much that you post on a toxic subreddit entirely dedicated to that hate”
It’s like someone said “r/incel” is a toxic community and you went and said “Well actually loneliness and depression among young males is a serious problem, why are you making fun of them?”
Having empathy for victims of violence is being a “nerd?”
Straight up, fuck you. Terminally online irony-poisoned redditlord.
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dogs: exist
some grown ass adult:
“HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!”
Dog allergies are common enough that dogs shouldn’t be brought indoors in public without good reason.
Imagine choosing the username “PissedCaucasian”
You have to admit though, that it’s a very accurate username. Caring about that type of shit is equally as white as the people who kiss their dog on the libs.
Yeah lol, very fitting. Maybe it’s a bit account?
PissedCaucasian just feels threatened by celebrity dogs for the affection of white women
Of course, they feel so c**ked to think of that… after all, they’re prbly of a similar lineage…
CW: some fetish joke
spoiler
Maybe they should get a mommy dommy like Makima tha’ll care for their needs
so ****ed
Fucked? Does the site sensor language now?
Nah… some words it does but to give an example, if I say count without the o, it will be removed
So in this case, I self-censored myself…
Ah, I see your edit now. Makes more sense. Danke.
Honestly if ppl are malding at a dog getting a seat at the Oscars and them not getting one, then that’s fucking hilarious
fuck all those celebrity circlejerks lol
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Hey I get your sentiment, but you don’t have to use misogynist language to express it.
Please don’t tell me how I’m allowed to speak about other women. Thanks.
Hey! Fuck you! Dont use misogynistic language! Being a woman does not excuse using misogynistic language. Fuck off reactionairy.
Don’t tell me what to do Karen. Go suck an egg ❤️
Fucking libs, man. You guys are incredible.
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I only agree with the latter half of your post. Being a misanthrop is a bad thing now? If you discriminate against everyone equally on the basis of their humanity, there is no problem. It’s pretty based, actually. And dogs are based aswell. Introverts, autistics, anti social mentally ill people… they all probably like their dog more than the people around them because they cannot participate in normal human to human connection. Through their dog they get a chance to still socialise somewhat. So I believe the misantrophic “I trust animals more than people”-people should not be treated as a bad thing
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I also don’t think being autistic makes you a misanthrope, in fact, I think that is a harmful stereotype. Autistic extroverts exist. I’m autistic myself.
But people rejected by society and forced into solitude due to their noncomformative behavior exist (some of them are autistic) and I understand why these guys would rather not socialise or have anything to do with humans
Yeah, as someone who’s mildly autistic I feel much more comfortable around dogs, whose feelings and wants are clearly communicated without speaking, than humans, who don’t even directly communicate their intentions with the ability to speak.
being a misanthrope is a bad thing, yes.
i don’t think that’s actually that common or really much of an issue at all. homeless people also have and love their dogs.
Why the fuck is there a subreddit called /r/dogfree? Dogs are rad
I’m not a reddit or about it but I think dogs being everywhere in public is kind of annoying.
Furthermore, I think dogs being treated like people in a society which has such extreme poverty is emblematic of a deep sickness.
it’s fine actually. i think people should be treated better.
Saying that dogs being fed and treated better than people is fucked up is not saying abuse dogs. “emblematic of a deep sickness” is not making any moral claims besides stating that “it’s kinda fucked up we treat dogs better than people”. I really don’t think that’s controversial.
my theory is that someone started it as a parody sub of /r/childfree, but by creating it immediately created a new identity for insane freaks to latch on to.
Insert the quote about anyone who has fun pretending to be stupid getting crowded out by real idiots who think they’re in good company.
unfortunately i have fun pretending to be stupid :(
What if you took all the ridiculous behavior of anti-natalists and made them anti-pet?
Is this not the joke that the subreddit is making?
It’s not ironic
Yeah, this feels like a sarcasm sub in reaction to r/childfree
That sub is completely sincere. I’m sure it started as a joke sub, but it aint anymore
comrades pls rate my dog
that;s a good dog
I want to be a trainer to a celebrity dog and get to live the high life while smooching my best bud.
Training animals for film seems pretty difficult lol
If your human best bud is cool you can smooch them too you know. This is a hard line all comrades ought to follow.
Please, Hollywood is too sophisticated for that. Clearly there will be separate “Bestest Boy” and “Bestest Girl” awards.
i refuse to believe this is sincere
I want to believe it’s a bit mocking the childfree subreddit
But also it’s
so…We must liberate ourselves from the chains of children.
The little kinder-cuffs are dragging me down as I type this.
nobody’s relatives spend decades badgering them about when you’re going to get a dog
I’m betting it started off as a joke sub and then a bunch of misocynics showed up for real
I checked the subreddit, it’s completely unironic comedy gold.
Only
could make a subreddit like r/IHateSunshineAndRainbowsAndPuppiesAndIceCreamAndNiceThings and somehow fill it with people who actually feel that way. It’s that kind of phenomenon that makes me unironically think they make Redditors in an underground lab somewhere.
