You cant shoot diabetes
As someone with lower back problems, that looks AMAZINGLY uncomfortable.
“I want to carry a gun that leaves me in pain every time I sit down. Every Time.”
Also a terrible idea in general, it looks so easy to snatch.
And hard to draw, unless he’s left handed, which I guess is possible…
I’m sure he’s practiced it lots of times.
In front of the mirror.
“Are youse talkin to me?”"
They call that “the stranger”
Three guns and no butt.
As someone with a not dissimilar affliction, my pants would just instantly fall down.
Looks like he shot both cheeks clean off with the one in his waistband. Hank Hill lookin ass.
Nobody going to point out the ridiculous key ring? OK, maybe he needs all those keys for his job. Why the hell would you carry that around?!
This poor man desperately needs to feel important, needs to look important.
And for those of you not into gun culture, this guy is a wild outlier. There’s nothing practical or sensible being rigged like that. You won’t find anyone teaching or condoning this sort of thing, only as an example of what not to do.
Exactly these doofs make us look so bad.
Open carry is only okay when hunting or out in the wilderness where other animals can hunt and kill you.
Under any other circumstances it’s a huge liability and gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever as a wise character once said.
I carry when I can. Very few notice, and those that do know what to look for because they’re doing the same. Responsible gun ownership is not for show.
It only takes a few “wild outliers.”
Also, there should not be a “culture” devoted to an inanimate object.
“drinking” culture, “bicycle” culture, “car” culture. It’s just a way to express society’s attitude towards those in animate object, and how our lives are impacted as a result.
Drinking culture in the US determines that you shouldn’t drive while intoxicated. Car culture makes it impossible to get out of the bar withot driving, so it means that the most common way to get your drunk friend home is to call them an Uber.
Also can indicate time frequently spent on something.
Drinking culture – parties most weekends, select entertainment connected to alcohol (music festivals, nightclubs, tourist destinations)
Car culture – behind the wheel every day
Gun culture – engage in discourse, meet friends at the shooting range, hunting
Instead of a “culture,” think of it as a “fandom.”
He’s the equivalent of a person wearing a ton of anime stuff in public. Or a Trekkie wearing a uniform.
Nerd!
I legit love this idea and am going to start equating these guys with the guys that have those ahegao faces all over their car.
“P…p…pull my trigger, senpai?”
Until a gun is able to shoot waifu body pillows at me I’m not taking this as a valid argument.
Appropriate regulations would allow the responsible carrying of weapons while stripping people like this of the ability to, well…do that. It would also probably help to normalize the culture in the eyes of the people who speak up against it.
That’d be stupid easy to make, just scale up a t-shirt gun. You’ll have to make it, since companies will likely deem that not commercially viable enough to mass produce outside Japan, but nothing is stopping you from doing it.
Exactly. It’s a fandom. I love Star Trek, which actually has a moral code attached to it. I wouldn’t call Trekkies a culture.
Until a Trekkie walks into a school or supermarket and kills a bunch of folks with his cosplay tricorder, it’s not fandom. It’s violent insecurity and idiocy masquerading as bravery.
You won’t find anyone teaching or condoning this sort of thing, only as an example of what not to do.
Well, anyone competent, some bubba probably has a youtube channel…
outlier? surely not.
There’s no way that many keys fit into his pocket. So he has no choice but to carry them everywhere. His only other option would be to clip them to his belt, but that would leave less room for guns.
The more the guns, the bigger the coward.
The bigger the gun, the smaller the schlong
Damn straight!
casually puts my paris gun away
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Ahhh body shaming. You must be proud of that original comment.
Fun fact: on average, americans have some of the smallest penis sizes. The huge trucks make more sense now, huh?
Here’s a hilarious related infographic. I’m sure those self reported numbers are 100% accurate.
New Mexico and Delaware are apparently the country’s most honest states.
I’m sure there’s a digit missing from what Texas reported.
I’m surprised it wasn’t reported as a rifle.
“As Self-Reported by Men” is doing a lot of, *ahem*, heavy lifting there.
I didn’t notice that at first, but the idea that dicks in certain states are up to 1 inch bigger than dicks in other states definitely set off my bullshit meter.
Fetterman shops at Wegman’s?
I’m hoping he’s going to some gun event or something and that back one is at least unloaded.
Oh how I wish these people would actually experience the armed showdown with the US government they all crave. I need that drone footage. Oh the juicy videos from 1000ft above of Skeeter and his J6 posse disappearing in a cloud of smoke like ants.
Nah, just a single encounter with a robber or something.
Either they show their true cowardliness and run away like everyone else, get shot by the robber because they will down anyone with a gun first, or get shot by the police for being confused as the criminal.
They all have this idea that they are some super hero that will save the day, but the chance of that happening is extremely low.
However small a chance, at least it’s a chance
There is a chance sure.
But they are more likely to die from the examples I mentioned, than they would be the hero.
So no intelligence what so ever.
You’re right. I forgot you said it so it’s 100% facts. My bad
Reminds me of “One a in a million?! That mean’s there’s still a chance!” from Dumb & Dumber.
Glad you got a happy memory out of it
Let me put it this way: you have a better chance of being hit by lighting or struck by a meteor.
I also carry around a med kit just in case. And a small compass. And various other tools. Always expecting to use none of them.
Maybe it helps I’m in Florida though, so anything can happen haha
That’s what they saw in the movies (like westerners, or James Bond) and that’s what they’re emulating.
get shot by the police for being confused as the criminal.
I’m really curious how often that happens.
Waco and Ruby Ridge already happened.
And so did Oklahoma City. Pretty sure the Feds are behind if we’re counting bodies for scoring.
Are you suggesting the US government will drone strike US neighborhoods?
OP may not be suggesting that but I am. They did exactly that and would do it again if they “needed” to.
If suggesting means “wanting to see” then yes. Unless of course those people get off the Maga cult and become human again. The chances of which are slim. They are not Americans anymore anyway, they pledged allegiance to the new global fascist movement. So they need to be dealt with appropriately
The most recent one I’m aware of went fairly peaceful. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundy_standoff
The cows didn’t. Cause they weren’t armed.
You don’t want to end up like a dairy cow, do you?There’s a man who is scared of everything.
Except probably not the one thing he should be scared of- Donald Trump.
or one of his kids blowing themselves or their siblings away. gun owners are horrible about securing their firearms in the US.
Jalopnik even had to put out a public service announcement for the fucking bright lights that kept leaving their loaded firearms unsecured in their POVs.
low gas mileage, high calibers and low IQ’s, so very very fucking american.
https://jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-in-your-car-1850929717
Just remember that guy is like 5 times more likely to kill himself (or accidentally kill someone else) than to use one of those guns in a legitimate self defense scenario…
Some clouds have chrome linings
You’re telling me that a guy that insecure might be emotionally unstable? NoOOooOooOoo…
But he’s even likelier to have a heart attack than either of those. If he really wanted to protect himself he’d do some exercise.
I hope that back gun isn’t loaded. If so, he would be the easiest person to rob on earth.
If you grab it, he’ll shoot you with the one he’s got sticking out of his anus.
I don’t think they make one big enough to stay up his ass.
It’d have to be bigger than his head cause you know that makes several visits
Of course it’s loaded. Carrying around an unloaded gun is unAmerican!
Or it’s actually unloaded. And he wishes every day for someone to grab it, so he can whip around and shoot a motherfucker legally.
ding ding ding. the overlooked answer. these people are looking to kill you. don’t be stupid. be prepared.
It’s also pretty stupid
Yeah, he’s one wrong move away from getting a second ass crack.
Wondering if people like this were bullied or abused early in life? That they are now trying to get back some semblance of control, and maintain an ongoing ability to get revenge or get back control that they never felt as a child? …… Besides that, those jeans are about to drop for sure!
Everyone I’ve ever seen open carry a handgun has been publically abusive of the people they were with (spouse/children) and it was obvious that the open carry handgun was to make sure nobody intervened in their abuse.
Wondering if people like this were bullied or abused early in life?
Most likely they are scared folk. The NRA has instilled fear in them even though crime is down.
That, or they were just the bullies themselves and want to continue feeling that sense of power in adulthood (and couldn’t make it as a cop, the usual path for that).
Yeah I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say that the ideology that attracts nazis, bankers, business execs, jarheads, uneducated, racist, sexist bigots were probably the bullies in school.
Because they were bullied at home and yet go on to say things like, “my parents beat me and I turned out fine!” as they beat their own kids continuing the cycle.
Dude’s got a Hank Hill butt. I bet he uses prosthetics when he mows.
Look how curled up/ stressed out his hands have become. Dudes on edge 24/7. Also kinda looking like Farva from super troopers which is awesome to think about.
Just get him a 2 liter of cola
Shenanigans.
Got dupped one too many times trying to get the million bucks. Never again.
Looks like he already shot his ass off.
Is that what happened to Hank Hill?
Cotton got his shins shot off, Hank got his ass shot off?
Just big brained thinking going on there. Can’t shoot your own ass off of you’ve got no ass.
Maybe he’s packing so much heat because he’s traumatized from someone stealing his ass.
