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it feels like it’s only ever a matter of time before X person or Y group or Z company that’s run by and/or espouses so-called “Christian” views, especially the more vocal and focused on “family” issues will be exposed, somehow, as being involved in some sort of sex abuse scandal or being involved in some sort of sexually-involved hypocrisy. it’s seemingly all these people know…
It’s like they think if they shout loud enough people will actually thing they believe those values and aren’t a raging pedo
This is fucking brilliant. Wish I had the nerve to climb one of those signs and change the wording to this. LMAO.
They should also hand out pocket pussies and dildos at their restaurants. They can put them in their children’s meals.
That went from 0 to 60 real quick my dude.
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He probably went faster to cover those miles.
Sir, how many marijuanas did you inject?
Fewer*
But with love, cause you’re right.
He should have just stopped by a church and asked a priest for tips. I’m sure there were local teens he could molest.
An Ohio Chick-fil-A owner has been arrested after authorities say he drove more than 400 miles south to North Carolina to meet a 15-year-old he met online, reportedly broke into the family’s home and allegedly molested the child.
¡The call is coming from inside the house!
I didn’t read the article and assumed that he drove that far to yell at a kid who worked in one of his stores.
Can you imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and find some dude in his late 40s in your house, banging your teenager?
Is this why that place shuts down on Sunday?
No, it’s wrong to rape children on sundays. You have to take a day off.
Yes.
Edit: lol someone downvoting what the company itself gives as the reason for them being closed on Sunday.
If you believe in Christianity you are automatically an awful person with the mind of a little kid. Is it weird knowing how easily you are indoctrinated? Do you also still believe in Santa?
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If you believe in Christianity you are automatically an awful person with the mind of a little kid.
You’re quite euphoric, in this moment.
Title gore
What do you, mean it has all, the punctuation you could, want
It’s “An” owner of “A” Chick-fil-A. Not the CEO.
Yes, that’s important. I’m sure the victim is happier now that you’ve clarified that bit.
Which depending on how many stores he has, might actually make him a ceo etc.(usually, franchises are held in a llc or similar to protect assets of the owner from it going tits up or whatever. Usually each store is its own company, though a new location might be pooled together with an established one to feed assets while it becomes established.
Depending on how much media attention he gets… Chick-fil-A might force him to sell. For reference it takes 10k start up (and whatever else you need for the building and shit,)
Right, an owner of a Chick-fil-A or chain of them, but not THE owner/CEO of Chic-fil-A.
The title makes it seem that what’s going on here.
I’m not defending Chick-fil-A, I’m just pointing out the shit title. I don’t understand the love for Chick-fil-A and their overpriced mediocre chicken sandwiches.
Not Truett Cathy, and really shitty use of commas
399 miles I could be okay with, but 400??? Intolerable!!!
Seriously, headlines are weird. Why does the distance matter.
That is quite the hunger for raping a child…
“I know! I’ll travel across state lines and make it a federal crime!”
